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[proudposeur]

grovelling at mothers feet did me good, im going to tiger army and business because otherwise it would be 'unfair to ben'. muahahha. so go, you fucks.

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OMG

[oatmealclit]

NO FAIR! buttt have fun! yay, that isss exciting though.

[dead_devotchka]

Hey, I wanna know how the whole penis cake went.

[proudposeur]

so i come downstairs this morning, and my dads pulling two ROUND cakes out of the oven...and im all "WTF DAD!??!?! I WAS THE CAKE BAKER" and my mom was snickering in the breakfast room, and he was like, it was your moms birthday, she didnt deserve that. But hey, ill make it for youre birthday, and if i cant go over to see you then you'll "drop by" for a few hours and we can have our own celebration.

uh?

[beki_bondage]

thats Awesome that u r going, im going too. saaahhwwweeeeeeeeet. ha, but i dont get the whole cake thing. its like flew! there it goes!! right above my head.