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[proudprince]

[Taurus
- Your next Career: Drunk
- You will inherit debt this month.
- It's OK, it happens to everyone. Just not as often.
- Your usually dominant manner is replaced by a coy submissiveness today. Go with it.

Funny, he's feeling a bit lightheaded today. And why is the world blurring together? And why isn't this goddamn blanket leaving him alone

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[Action]

[mikangirl]

[Nami's on her way home on Biri when she hears the distinct crashing sound below of what...sounds like someone punching into a corrugated iron wall. Huh. Fancy that. Someone's going nuts.

Yeah. Two seconds later she's going to realise there is only one small building around here that someone could be laying waste to, and she rounds back to land in the orchard, sliding off Biri's back and marching towards the shed. Whoever you are, you'd better have a damn good reason for destroying her property. >E She's already in a terrible mood.]

[Action]

[proudprince]

[Lying half-in half-out of the hole he'd just made in the shed, Vegeta is the very picture of unconcerned. Maybe if he were a bit more sober he would've sensed the threatening ki, but alas. Even his years of fighting experience couldn't have told him what to expect today. His legs are hanging on the outside, twitching with cold.]

SNOOOOOORE.

[Action]

[mikangirl]

[...so let her get this straight, you punch a hole in her wall and then you--

--pass out. Fall asleep? Snore. Half in the snow. Not that Nami's really thinking of Vegeta's health right now, fingers twitching as she looks at the great gigantic rent in her wall.

Nami reaches it with one foot and delicately toes Vegeta in the side.]

....hey. You.

[Action]

[proudprince]

[Sorry, what was that? Can't hear you. Too busy scratching his side and wondering what Bulma did with his blanket.]

Snurfle-- kh! Gdam w'mn... y'l pay frr wh yuu... did...

[Action] 1/2

[mikangirl]

[Action]

[mikangirl]

[STAMPING her foot down on your stomach.]

I SAID HEY!

[Action]

[proudprince]

[Any other time and Nami would be breaking her foot on that stomach. Of course, you being the Straw Hat with the strongest Haki...]

OOF! [HE'S UP, HE'S UP and blazing, if his fists are anything to go by. But the day hasn't ended yet so he's still pretty crazy drunk. He's looking at you, wondering why you have three heads.] WHAT?!

[Action] And then LJ ate this notif B|

[mikangirl]

[Damn straight and don't you forget it, buster.]

Care to explain what you're doing?

[Action] Give it a good smackdown next time T_Tb

[proudprince]

Ug... hh... [He puts a hand to his head. Why is the room spinning...?] Wha? Wh'o th' hell're you?

[Action]

[mikangirl]

Oh. Nobody special. Just the owner of the storage shed you decided to destroy. You're just lucky the harvest has been and gone alre--

[Why is he holding his head like that. Frowning.] What happened? Did you fall or something?

[Action] sup drunk guy

[mikandelinquent]

[Bellemere will just be walking up with her rifle on her shoulder; go figure someone would be out here trying to wreak havoc. Even if her babies are fruitless now, she's gotta make sure you don't go fucking up her mikan grove :|]

Hey. Who the heck is this supposed to be?

[Sup daughter. o7]

...

This a local drunkard?

[Action] sup~

[proudprince]

Mind y'r own busine-! [Another one. With a weapon. Have an Evil Villain Smirk, or what passes for one when you're shitfaced and the world's doing back-flips through your brain.] I'll do wha I want! If you have a pr'b... fi'gh m... me--hurk...

[... uhoh. Vegeta curls forward and throws up all over the shoes of whoever's closest. Sorry, girls. :I]

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[mikangirl]

[Given she was practically standing on him a second ago ... PERFECT END TO A PERFECT DAY, VEGETA, THANKS. 8Db

You'll have to excuse Nami, she's just going to stand there with her mouth open and her brain shut down for a second while she stares at the vomit on her shoes.]

[Action]

[mikandelinquent]

...........................

Do you want me to shoot him?

[Action]

[proudprince]

[Go ahead, he's pretty bullet proof. >:C

Vegeta leans away from his mess, hand on his head. It looks like he may be sort of kind of trying to stand up, except in the wrong direction.]

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[mikangirl]

[...

...oh there we go. Brain coming back online.]