001 - Introductions

[proudsociopath]

[The video clicks on showing a young woman. She's leaned back somewhat flirtatiously on her bed, a plain white hospital bed, but as she realizes the camera is on, and that she looks damn good, she quickly hisses, holding up a hand as if it were a claw. Then ... she smiles!]

Hey, you schizophrenic bats. [It's said slow and pleasantly.] My name is

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[Someone? Was woken up by this shit]

[gimmethemap]

Oh ye sorry gods, just shut up.

;) -multiple edits, bah 5 am-

[proudsociopath]

Oh ye sorry woman, probably bleeding out of her cunt right now, just shut the fuck up and take your thorazine. Everything will be fine, I promise.

Then there's no problem. Is there a problem here? Nope. Nooo problem.

[doctor_j_crane]

Oh, I think I like you. You may be the most interesting person in this entire place.

[proudsociopath]

Well, I'm flattered. Being the most interesting person on a boat full of victims. That's really something.

[doctor_j_crane]

I did mean most interesting in terms of personal psychosis. Most here are merely run of the mill psychopaths. It all gets very boring.

[proudsociopath]

I'm sure it does. I've dealt with those type of fucks for nearly my whole life. My own kind is much more interesting, very rare, and mostly male.

[fanged_aleera]

You wish for a rapist, lady?

[proudsociopath]

Not just any rapist: the-rapist ... as in Therraapist. They're a special breed of rapist.

The name's not "lady," either. I told you people: Lisa or nothing. [actually she didn't, but she doesn't care.]

[fanged_aleera]

You wish to breed them?

You told me no such thing!

[proudsociopath]

I just did, so best remember it, "lady."

[f_ckitybye]

Fucking hell, aren't you a little fucking charmer, sweetheart.

[proudsociopath]

I can be, when I want to be.

[f_ckitybye]

Hard case, eh? Been there, seen it, fucked it, bought the fucking t-shirt, et cetera?

[proudsociopath]

Well, aren't you a man of the world. You must know my type, then: dangerous, beautiful ... possibly insane.

Surely you know by now to watch out for us.

[stopthat_destro]

Well, isn't this... spirited. I feel lucky already.

[proudsociopath]

Nice change from all the moping people do in places like these, isn't it?

[stopthat_destro]

You'll find that people here are more prone to murder than moping.

[proudsociopath]

Looking back through this little communication device, all I've seen is a whole lot of moping. [mocking, high-pitched tone] "Oh, this flood was so traumatizing, oh, how will I ever leave my room again?"

Christ, if I couldn't think of anything better to do than listen to that shit all day, I'd probably kill somebody too.