guten tag ( Read more... )

i would tell my
boss
to fuck off
but then where
would i be

the little girl
is feeling grass
the little girl
wants some stones
should ear phone-
come home

so this guy walks into a talent agency real hard up for work. after haggling with the secratary he finally convinces her to talk with one of the agents. so he goes in the office and the agent says, "sit down you got two minutes. better make this good ( Read more... )

blog co ntinued. pay no attention. it all has a way of working itself out. read between the lines. what do you think is gonna happen? i love these scenarios. it always means some kind of fucked up shit. im picken me apart again? im breakin the habit tonight. linkin park. im glad this band is from chicago. anytime i can get away from the ( Read more... )

last night i went to the casino with no money. i left after dinner with sixty bucks cold hard cash. then i got stoned again. drank some beer and passed out on the floor with my pink blanket. when i woke up i went and got a sandwich at brooklyn bagel with some cream cheese that was a bit spicey. after that i walked across to jamba juice where i ( Read more... )

i went skiing for the first time yesterday. ever. it was hard but fun. by the end of the day i was starting to get the hang of it. i will go again. soon. i do not want to forget that feeling.

i am for the total leagalization of weed. i want to buy it in gas stations and supermarkets. i agree that the government would benefit from legalization and control of marijuana but i do not believe that we should sacrifice our right to use marijuana. i believe marijuana should be as accesible as tobacco and alchohol. i also believe that every ( Read more... )

the road runner ( Read more... )

today i went to the doctor. i was told my blood pressure is a little high. "did you smoke just before you got here?" no. what, does my breath stink? i'm a little hung over ( Read more... )

Man brings can of semen on plane ( Read more... )