This is brilliant:

A woman was injured by a propeller while walking by a plane at the Lebanon
airport last night.

Emergency responders arriving at the airport shortly after 6 p.m. found the ( Read more... )

Y eah, but who's got a David Dickinson T-Shirt?


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About 350 pages into the new potter and its bloody good so far!

Just so you all know!

My favourite line from it so far has to be:

'Come here' said Harry, as he picked up a leather thong

PURE GENIUS!

The People Who Owe Me Money - You Know Who You Are - Give It To Me!

With the booking fee it turned out to be

Fozzie bear keychain - whoever brings me one of these will be well rewarded.

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" It is acceptable for a gentleman to sleep under the billiards table after an evening's jollifications "

I couldn't agree more - its just so perfect! :D

I got all excited because Puccini's 'La Boheme' is on tour, but it seems to only be going to Edinburgh, Bristol and Oxford.

This both sucks and blows :(

There is currently an advert on the television for half-cooked meals from, i believe, Marks and Spencers. The premise of the idea seems to be that they cook part of it and then you do the rest and then surprise your loved one with Seabass in dead goat sauce with a side portion of yoghurt ( Read more... )