So today i was bored after church, so my parent were like, "clean the bathroom." no. not just any bathroom. the *upstairs* bathroom. it took me an hour. i don't know how everything builds up that much. i don't know why i'm complaining. it really wasn't that bad. it could've been much worse. it could've been a month ago. man. a month ago, we hadn't ( Read more... )

so one time, my brother woke up at about 6 in the morning and saw that i was stealing his lightbulbs. he asked me why i was stealing them, and i replied, "i'm not. you're dreaming. go back to sleep." when he woke up later that day, stan saw that he had no lightbulbs. he asked me later, "why did you steal my light bulbs this morning?" at first i ( Read more... )

i need an icon. if anyone has a picture of me, tell me. because i hate not having one. but anyway ( Read more... )

we have two new computers. that brings the count up to five. ridiculous. this one burns cd's in a minute and a half. it's pretty awesome. i should be typing my essay, but i'm too lazy. i spent like three hours cleaning my room today. kate came over for a while and sent obscene text messages to michael. it was pretty funny. my room's almost good. i ( Read more... )

i kinda miss how we used to go the mcwayne center like once a month in enrichment. we had fun. and made dinosaur porn videos. and it was good ( Read more... )

My parents are oddballs. they won't let me go to Los Compadres at 4:00 because "i'm the mother and i don't have to give you a reason." they don't let me do a whole lot, do they ( Read more... )

Dude. We beat Briarwood. 18-13. And it was the most awesome game of my life. Games like that are the reason that football exists. I love it. Football is seriously great. I'm also not a big fan of Briarwood. And that's pretty much all that's happened to me lately ( Read more... )

wow. so American Beauty is the best movie ever. i need to get together with some people and seriously analyze it. there's just so much symbolism i don't even know where to begin. seriously though. we're gonna get together and have a dicussion ( Read more... )

When did something so simple become so difficult? I really miss it. There was a time when i wasnt afraid to go the garage and get some pizza from the freezer. that was before the cave crickets showed. now they scare the hell out of me and im afraid to go in there. i have to take my brother with me. today i went in there and one jumped at me. it was ( Read more... )

Stan and I had some serious fighting today. he slammed my head into the cabinet and i hit him in the face with a measuring cup. my ear hit the handle and it's bruised. then i broke the phone by hitting it repeatedly and bruised up my thumb. what was all this over? who got to microwave his/her macaroni first ( Read more... )