nothing like watchin the mariners in dope ass seats. I got tixs four rows from the feild, right behind first base. I was so close i could see the outline of richy sextons jockstrap.............. gross................ Cost me a pretty penny though, 90 bones. They were supposed to be my friend lilys birthday/ graduation present, but she backed out at ( Read more... )

Cuz i know you love them, haha i know you dont read them, but whatever. Im bored and have insomnia so hear are some more movie quotes. These are all from one of my all time fav movies, DOGMA. If you are easily offended or donot have an openmind when it come to religon, DO NOT READ THEM ( Read more... )

Ok i gotta tell you this story, cuz it is like the funnest thing ever. So me, Dave, Tim, Big Zack and Chris are playin poker at tims' girls house. So night is going normal, im losin, Zack is hustling, and everyone is pretty crunked, Monarch and Jose not a good combo. Tim decides, enough poker, he wants the puty tang, so him and girly leave for a ( Read more... )

I just want to say congratsc on completing your first year of college. This comes from the absolute bottom of my heart, i never doubted anyone of you couldnt do it, but im so proud you all did so well. No matter if you got bad grades, ok grades, or excentlent grades, you deserve to be absolutely proud that you succeded were so many before have ( Read more... )

Eh not much going on in Feltyz world. Mostly work and kickin it. Play poker and car-in (I just made up that word, so before you make fun of me) my Drunkerds around town. SO yeah me and my hommies are kinda mad, well not mad more like FUCK! We were really talking about over memorial day going to Lake Chelan (i think that was it hhaa). Work shedules ( Read more... )

I am so fucking mad right now. I just got back from losin in poker. FIVE TIMES i lost on the river (the last card). Most times losing on the last card is about a 2-4 percent chance and alot smaller if the person has only one card that beats you. But to lose FIVE TIMES on it is a mathmatical annomaly. Or maybe im just too heated to care! Fuck it ( Read more... )

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: ( Read more... )

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I hate wasting gorgous days inside. Damn everyone and their school and work on my only day off. Fudge. And its gonna be 88 tomarrow and guess what, im working 12-7. AWESOME! and thats 12-8 friday and saturday as well. I LOVE WORKING

ok first off sorry to those of you i drunk dialed. But iwas pretty damn drunk if you could not tell. ME and my friends rolled to this guys house that plays for shorline. THere were like 70 people there. MY friend dave who plays for them told them about me playing for them next year. THey decided it was their duty to get their future teamate wasted ( Read more... )