The Diary Of Awesome Me - Entry #9

[prussianized]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This is awesome! It seems that the enemy has let down their guard and I have successfully invaded their territory! This mission will be easy! Though they have some strange things in this hall...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Hail me! Bow down to me! I am the greatest, most awesome-

... wait, where am I? THIS ISN'T THE MASURIAN LAKELAND!

Comments

[teatime_bitch]

...well at least now we have babysitters.

[prussianized]

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!

[teatime_bitch]

...

It would seem as though I'm the temporary captain of this ship.

[prussianized]

TELL ME WHO YOU ARE, SHITHEAD!

... Wait, this is A SHIP?! WHY AM I ON A SHIP?!

[lu_dao_gu_niang]

Prussia?!

[prussianized]

WHAT ABOUT PRUSSIA?!

... Wait, who the fuck are you?

[lu_dao_gu_niang]

Ah...

[prussianized]

Well, are you gonna answer me?!

[orderliness]

...

[prussianized]

Who the hell are you?

[orderliness]

Now, brother...er. I mean. Prussia.

You can call me Germany.

[prussianized]

I'm not Prussia, dammit! I'm the Teutonic Knights!

Right, Germany. Whatever.

[el_tomatino]

Your font is so big, Prussia!

[prussianized]

What are you talking about? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!

[el_tomatino]

What are you saying, I'm Spain!

[prussianized]

... Spain. Doesn't ring a bell.

DID I CONQUER YOU?!

[bellabelgium]

Oh my go--

[prussianized]

Tch, another girl! Who are you?!

[bellabelgium]

I-I'm Belgium...

[prussianized]

... Belgium? Sounds like another enemy!