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[pryvitskoolsnob]

eh ok so theres about five million skinny, gorgeous, fashionable french girls [and one guy with an earring...mmm....] running around and honestly? i feel like a failure. i am not skinny fashionable and i cannot speak french.
lovely.

i just got back from starbucks and told them my name was chastity. haha...

much <33

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[golly_gee_whiz]

oh my goodness I know!!! I feel like such a loser whenever they are around because they are cool and smoke and date thirty year olds. Why are European people so much cooler?? They are also sluttier-there was a study done and it said that swedish and french women were more likely to sleep with a guy after 4 dates while american women were 4.6! (lmao I don't even know why I remember that but I do)

[honey6752]

you crack me up karen...

you may not be a french girl, but you're B-E-A-UTIFUL to me

*breaks into song*
YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL. TO MEEEEEEEEEE.