'those were the best days of my life'
The Alchera Project 100 Completely Random & Useless Facts:
Yes of course I will follow because I am a looser but I have been inspired and I like rediscovering facts about myself which I thought I had forgotten
1. I really hate that I cant type sometimes and cant be arsed to change my mistakes and I always read back what I wrote and I never understand what ive written
2. me and my sister played gladiators one time on the bed and she bent my finger back so I cried to get her told off even though it didn’t hurt-harhar
3. I was always ‘wolf’ when we played gladiators and she was ‘lightning’
4. I really miss watching Disney films like Aladdin-I secretly watch them at midnight sometimes
5. when I was young, I always used to lose my mummy in the big shops when I went for a wonder on my own and I always cried for like a minute-but she never knew
6. I’ve never cried at a film/song/programme etc
7. I cried at a children in need advert once and I didn’t realize it had got me soo sad.
8. my friends never have seen me cry because I don’t like letting out my emotions like that
9. I used to be scared of sharks in swimming pools, I cant deny that I still am
10. I hate the volume of my hair sometimes,I wish I could just cut a section of it out but I would just be bold
11. I used to bang my head for fun which made my nose bleed so I had to have a nose operation
12. my nose hasn’t ever bled since that operation
13. coincidentally, I had a dream last night that my nose bled all over the math’s exams so it couldn’t be read.
14. Because I banged my head, I used to write all my numbers backwards which scared my mummy
15. my mum used to pretend she had turned into a witch and taken over the mummy I knew and she used to freak me out by doing strange facial expressions. I always cried though
16. I don’t cry as much as I used to, I was just a cry baby then
17. I love my friends and family so much, its hard to even describe
18. I miss my sister soo much,she always knows how to make everything better at the worst of times
19. my dad has the most unfunniest jokes but I laugh anyway because they’re so unfunny and hes always cracking himself over them
20. I miss getting muddy and bloody playing good old hockey at school
21. I don’t want to grow up so badd
22. I hate changes
23. I don’t like it when people wont take photos cause they think they’ll look bad or just any crappy reason
24. I hate having cringy photos.videos ofme
25. I love taking photos of my friends and me because they’re full of memories
26. I want to do a bungee jump/parachute when im old enough, for charity
27. I watch the tweenies and sometimes at school when I don’t want to do any work I just want to go home and watch it like a little kid has no worries because it makes me oh so happy
28. I hate being mature,its just not me-I want to be immature forever which is why I don’t want to grow up and have responsibility
29. ive never tried an egg, yet I despise it ever so much
30. ive never tried a tomato also because they scare me
31. I miss the old 867 school bus because of the water/paper fights and stink bomb explosions we used to have, we’re not together anymore!
32. im such a sucker for acoustics-I adore them so much
33. I stole a mr men sticker from a sticker book once and my sister said they would come and get me so I cried a river
34. I fancy ms shuker
35. i found out that father Christmas was a fake in year 4, my sister found out in year 8-harhar! We were both extremely gutted though
36. I never eat the last, pointy bit of a banana because it scares me
37. I wish the world was a musical
38. I spent my first ever pound on my mummy-I brought her a little toy frog and she still has it with her.
39. I want to always have the time of my life but know if I do ill just be sad when its all over
40. sometimes when im working, I remember funny moments and I just chuckle to myself for 5 minutes continuously until the moment passes.
41. im the most clumsiest person sometimes, for example 5 minutes ago, I just burnt all my lunch and spilt my drink all over the kitchen floor-this was all within 30 seconds-now I have no lunch-sigh.
42. I had an afro when I was small-rock on
43. I have been involved in a number of school performances and im very proud of my achievement and my favourite performance was ‘triangualtion’
44. my worst was ‘abba’-CRINGEEE
45. I have strange anger sometimes which no-one has seen, but I cant stand slow computers and buses in general -thers a big crack in the wall behind my computer where I got extremely frustrated
46. I loved doing our random assemblies and am sad that our good humour has now declined.
47. I like to sing really loud when im at home on my own
48. I have rode a donkey, a horse a camel and an elephant-an achievement methinks
49. when I was small, I was eating a bowl of coco pops and I didn’t realize that there were loads of little ants crawling around-I ate a many
50. Indiana Jones is my hero…after my dad of course
51. I have never had a bath in my life
52. I miss sesame street and the good old cookie monster, he made my life
53. On the whole school photo graph, I kept my mouth wide open because I knew I would look like a goon if I tried to smile.
54. im scared of extremely long hairy nostrils and hairy ears
55. blossoming chest hair is also not pleasant
56. any form of DOLLs scare the bejeezers out of me like nothing.
57. I used to roll my eyes backwards when I was small, now I just cant stand to look at a white of an eye-it freaks me out
58. I used to drink paint secretly in reception because I was cool and it was tasty, the red paint was extremely pleasant. I used to take some of it home in my pocket but it just dried up and I could no longer drink it-sad times.
59. I hate thugs who think they’re hard and start a fight for no reason
60. I like songs with good lyrics and quotes which I now keep a collection of called ‘ones to remember’
61. ive been chased by small dogs twice-one of which nearly bit my ankle off (emma and jess witnessed this near death attack)
62. I always used to come first in the egg and spoon race in primary school but once I came second, I hid the sticker so mummy wouldn’t know that I wasn’t as good anymore
63. every time my dad comes home, we play the scaring game: the first person to scare the other one first wins, and me and my sister still play it with him.
64. I had an injection last week and I put a ‘I been good for the doctors’ sticker to make me feel brave.
65. When im looking after the 8 year old twins, I like to think im their age to and we always go to play in the park and run around screaming like planes.
66. I like how ive become close to a lot of people over the last few years and I would never have thought I would have even known them like this.
67. my favourite words are nozzle and bung
68. I hate it when I look at someone but I don’t realize its actually them and they just think im blancking them
69. I have a stutter
70. its uncontrollable and I cant always say things clearly when im trying to say a lot at once
71. I love it when people say I make them smile or they say they love me
72. the first person I noticed in camp hill was tammy, then she just disappeared
73. I hate my lack of concentration in every single thing and the way I day dream at the most inappropriate times
74. I hate lying to my parents though I do it quite a lot, I always feel so guilty.
75. in year 8, I stopped the 867 bus because I really needed the toilet and the whole bus waited until I relieved myself at Shirley station
76. me and my sister have nicknames for each other. She calls me ‘cow’ and I call her ‘bull’
77. when I was baby-I had a strange croaky laugh and I used to shakemy head at everything even when no-one asked me anything, I would stop in my tracks and shake my head.
78. I hate it when people say ‘lol’ far too much in a conversation, im not that funny
79. in year 9, I was a total freak because I had an imaginary dog called ‘ruggy’ and an imaginary friend called ‘jack the ripper’, (kate will remember)
80. my teddy bear is now called ruggy or ruggers
81. the most special gift was from my dad when he bought me this really small teddy-it meant so much tome that he went out and bought me and my sister them
82. a car tyre drove over my foot once but I didn’t react at all
83. I just saw apiece of thread and thought it was spider-I did a strange, weird movement
84. I do too many weird impressions
85. I vandalized one of the toilet doors and it says ‘manny rules’ very small but I forgot which door it is now-im still searching
86. I do not like saying the word ‘boob’ or ‘snog’ because they make me shiver urrr
87. I want to be irish because of the cool accent
88. I wish I had a ‘pensieve’ (in harry potter) so that I can always put memories in it and view them clearly whenever, because remembering isn’t half as good.
89. my dad is naturally good at any sport, he beats all the professionals playing snooker at his first try. Hes also brilliant at badminton, table tennis, cricket and always wins in gambling-I envy his abilities but he makes me soo proud-‘yeh tats my dad’
90. my mum sleeps with the covers rite over her head so you can only see a small face-its really cute
91. my dad snores like a hippo
92. my sister sleeps flat on her face-its really strange
93. my bed is next to the wall, so I when I sleep, I sometimes smack myself against it-losing oh so many brain cells
94. im fearful of being stranded in the middle of an open sea with no direction and no way of survival.
95. I punched my first best friend and gave her a nose bleed because she found me in hide and seek.
96. I wish life was a fairy tale
97. I wish my eyes were a lighter colour brown like my sisters because I would like nice eyes.
98. I want the skittles advert to come true, so it rains with skittles and we could actually taste the rainbow
99. me and my old friends used to nick the golf balls at the golf course near my house.
100. I wish I didn’t have to stop remembering oh so many facts, because I have actually strangely enjoyed this and i would carry on for more than 100,but it would take away the greatness really…I don’t want to stop having fun. Don’t let it happen.
Yes of course I will follow because I am a looser but I have been inspired and I like rediscovering facts about myself which I thought I had forgotten
1. I really hate that I cant type sometimes and cant be arsed to change my mistakes and I always read back what I wrote and I never understand what ive written
2. me and my sister played gladiators one time on the bed and she bent my finger back so I cried to get her told off even though it didn’t hurt-harhar
3. I was always ‘wolf’ when we played gladiators and she was ‘lightning’
4. I really miss watching Disney films like Aladdin-I secretly watch them at midnight sometimes
5. when I was young, I always used to lose my mummy in the big shops when I went for a wonder on my own and I always cried for like a minute-but she never knew
6. I’ve never cried at a film/song/programme etc
7. I cried at a children in need advert once and I didn’t realize it had got me soo sad.
8. my friends never have seen me cry because I don’t like letting out my emotions like that
9. I used to be scared of sharks in swimming pools, I cant deny that I still am
10. I hate the volume of my hair sometimes,I wish I could just cut a section of it out but I would just be bold
11. I used to bang my head for fun which made my nose bleed so I had to have a nose operation
12. my nose hasn’t ever bled since that operation
13. coincidentally, I had a dream last night that my nose bled all over the math’s exams so it couldn’t be read.
14. Because I banged my head, I used to write all my numbers backwards which scared my mummy
15. my mum used to pretend she had turned into a witch and taken over the mummy I knew and she used to freak me out by doing strange facial expressions. I always cried though
16. I don’t cry as much as I used to, I was just a cry baby then
17. I love my friends and family so much, its hard to even describe
18. I miss my sister soo much,she always knows how to make everything better at the worst of times
19. my dad has the most unfunniest jokes but I laugh anyway because they’re so unfunny and hes always cracking himself over them
20. I miss getting muddy and bloody playing good old hockey at school
21. I don’t want to grow up so badd
22. I hate changes
23. I don’t like it when people wont take photos cause they think they’ll look bad or just any crappy reason
24. I hate having cringy photos.videos ofme
25. I love taking photos of my friends and me because they’re full of memories
26. I want to do a bungee jump/parachute when im old enough, for charity
27. I watch the tweenies and sometimes at school when I don’t want to do any work I just want to go home and watch it like a little kid has no worries because it makes me oh so happy
28. I hate being mature,its just not me-I want to be immature forever which is why I don’t want to grow up and have responsibility
29. ive never tried an egg, yet I despise it ever so much
30. ive never tried a tomato also because they scare me
31. I miss the old 867 school bus because of the water/paper fights and stink bomb explosions we used to have, we’re not together anymore!
32. im such a sucker for acoustics-I adore them so much
33. I stole a mr men sticker from a sticker book once and my sister said they would come and get me so I cried a river
34. I fancy ms shuker
35. i found out that father Christmas was a fake in year 4, my sister found out in year 8-harhar! We were both extremely gutted though
36. I never eat the last, pointy bit of a banana because it scares me
37. I wish the world was a musical
38. I spent my first ever pound on my mummy-I brought her a little toy frog and she still has it with her.
39. I want to always have the time of my life but know if I do ill just be sad when its all over
40. sometimes when im working, I remember funny moments and I just chuckle to myself for 5 minutes continuously until the moment passes.
41. im the most clumsiest person sometimes, for example 5 minutes ago, I just burnt all my lunch and spilt my drink all over the kitchen floor-this was all within 30 seconds-now I have no lunch-sigh.
42. I had an afro when I was small-rock on
43. I have been involved in a number of school performances and im very proud of my achievement and my favourite performance was ‘triangualtion’
44. my worst was ‘abba’-CRINGEEE
45. I have strange anger sometimes which no-one has seen, but I cant stand slow computers and buses in general -thers a big crack in the wall behind my computer where I got extremely frustrated
46. I loved doing our random assemblies and am sad that our good humour has now declined.
47. I like to sing really loud when im at home on my own
48. I have rode a donkey, a horse a camel and an elephant-an achievement methinks
49. when I was small, I was eating a bowl of coco pops and I didn’t realize that there were loads of little ants crawling around-I ate a many
50. Indiana Jones is my hero…after my dad of course
51. I have never had a bath in my life
52. I miss sesame street and the good old cookie monster, he made my life
53. On the whole school photo graph, I kept my mouth wide open because I knew I would look like a goon if I tried to smile.
54. im scared of extremely long hairy nostrils and hairy ears
55. blossoming chest hair is also not pleasant
56. any form of DOLLs scare the bejeezers out of me like nothing.
57. I used to roll my eyes backwards when I was small, now I just cant stand to look at a white of an eye-it freaks me out
58. I used to drink paint secretly in reception because I was cool and it was tasty, the red paint was extremely pleasant. I used to take some of it home in my pocket but it just dried up and I could no longer drink it-sad times.
59. I hate thugs who think they’re hard and start a fight for no reason
60. I like songs with good lyrics and quotes which I now keep a collection of called ‘ones to remember’
61. ive been chased by small dogs twice-one of which nearly bit my ankle off (emma and jess witnessed this near death attack)
62. I always used to come first in the egg and spoon race in primary school but once I came second, I hid the sticker so mummy wouldn’t know that I wasn’t as good anymore
63. every time my dad comes home, we play the scaring game: the first person to scare the other one first wins, and me and my sister still play it with him.
64. I had an injection last week and I put a ‘I been good for the doctors’ sticker to make me feel brave.
65. When im looking after the 8 year old twins, I like to think im their age to and we always go to play in the park and run around screaming like planes.
66. I like how ive become close to a lot of people over the last few years and I would never have thought I would have even known them like this.
67. my favourite words are nozzle and bung
68. I hate it when I look at someone but I don’t realize its actually them and they just think im blancking them
69. I have a stutter
70. its uncontrollable and I cant always say things clearly when im trying to say a lot at once
71. I love it when people say I make them smile or they say they love me
72. the first person I noticed in camp hill was tammy, then she just disappeared
73. I hate my lack of concentration in every single thing and the way I day dream at the most inappropriate times
74. I hate lying to my parents though I do it quite a lot, I always feel so guilty.
75. in year 8, I stopped the 867 bus because I really needed the toilet and the whole bus waited until I relieved myself at Shirley station
76. me and my sister have nicknames for each other. She calls me ‘cow’ and I call her ‘bull’
77. when I was baby-I had a strange croaky laugh and I used to shakemy head at everything even when no-one asked me anything, I would stop in my tracks and shake my head.
78. I hate it when people say ‘lol’ far too much in a conversation, im not that funny
79. in year 9, I was a total freak because I had an imaginary dog called ‘ruggy’ and an imaginary friend called ‘jack the ripper’, (kate will remember)
80. my teddy bear is now called ruggy or ruggers
81. the most special gift was from my dad when he bought me this really small teddy-it meant so much tome that he went out and bought me and my sister them
82. a car tyre drove over my foot once but I didn’t react at all
83. I just saw apiece of thread and thought it was spider-I did a strange, weird movement
84. I do too many weird impressions
85. I vandalized one of the toilet doors and it says ‘manny rules’ very small but I forgot which door it is now-im still searching
86. I do not like saying the word ‘boob’ or ‘snog’ because they make me shiver urrr
87. I want to be irish because of the cool accent
88. I wish I had a ‘pensieve’ (in harry potter) so that I can always put memories in it and view them clearly whenever, because remembering isn’t half as good.
89. my dad is naturally good at any sport, he beats all the professionals playing snooker at his first try. Hes also brilliant at badminton, table tennis, cricket and always wins in gambling-I envy his abilities but he makes me soo proud-‘yeh tats my dad’
90. my mum sleeps with the covers rite over her head so you can only see a small face-its really cute
91. my dad snores like a hippo
92. my sister sleeps flat on her face-its really strange
93. my bed is next to the wall, so I when I sleep, I sometimes smack myself against it-losing oh so many brain cells
94. im fearful of being stranded in the middle of an open sea with no direction and no way of survival.
95. I punched my first best friend and gave her a nose bleed because she found me in hide and seek.
96. I wish life was a fairy tale
97. I wish my eyes were a lighter colour brown like my sisters because I would like nice eyes.
98. I want the skittles advert to come true, so it rains with skittles and we could actually taste the rainbow
99. me and my old friends used to nick the golf balls at the golf course near my house.
100. I wish I didn’t have to stop remembering oh so many facts, because I have actually strangely enjoyed this and i would carry on for more than 100,but it would take away the greatness really…I don’t want to stop having fun. Don’t let it happen.