Phase... (what am I on? "D"?) D: now complete

[pschtyckque]

A bulk of the moving is done. I'm supposed to get propane service by tomorrow, so I can have hot water. All the extra crap is going in the storage room. Such a nice feature

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[blueduck37]

The soon-to-be-ex requested a key to the new apartment

Sounds like the start to a really good sitcom.

[pschtyckque]

Now all I need is a hipster doofus neighbor, and a short stocky bald friend.

[marquisdd]

"AAAAB-nah! AAAAB-nah!"

So I was watching this Mad TV sketch the other day where the little family was at a Disney theme park and they just missed Mickey. "When will Mickey be back?" "He's off to find a piece of cheese! He'll be back in half an hour!" "Look, I've gotta run in five minutes, and if my kid doesn't see Mickey, it's gonna make my life hell. Tell me where there's another Mickey right now. Please. I beg of you." "There is only one Mickey!" "Please, I'm asking you to cut the crap and just tell me where the other Mickey is." The perma-grin on the woman falters. She says conspiratorily, "Okay, I'm not supposed to say this, but there's another one in Tomorrowland behind the..." A red dot appears on her forehead. She is shot. Tweedledoodle and Tumblewumble come dancing out to remove the corpse while a brief convient parade marches past to mask the removal of the woman. The man is freaked. The sketch continues like that with many Disney employees being offed for breaking the magic happy spell.

Was thinking of you. :-)

How the Kravitzes could ever have a cool kid like Lenny, I'll never understand.

[pschtyckque]

It's common knowledge, or at least it should be, that there are always more than one Mickey "on set" at any given time. Why in Toontown alone, there can be up to 4. And all the Mickeys are played by little Asian girls. Oh, wait. Hold on. Someone's at the door.

Hello? Yes I am. Wait.... There's no need for.............