Comments | pschtyckque: Apparently, she isn't too devastated

pschtyckque

Apparently, she isn't too devastated

Oct 24, 2004 17:12

My wife (yes, papers still haven't actually been filed yet) has a boyfriend. He's a Greg Brady-looking, 25-year old Starbucks employee. She says "he's cuddly". I say, "she's cheating ( Read more... )

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blueduck37 October 25 2004, 04:48:20 UTC

Kidnap this young Starbucks man and mail him to me.

I shall keep him occupied.

pschtyckque October 25 2004, 06:35:48 UTC

LOL!

Will do. It'll be my birthday gift to you.

blueduck37 October 25 2004, 09:43:45 UTC

Shoot me an email... I have a Village Voice with your name on it. ;)

pschtyckque October 25 2004, 12:27:20 UTC

Email has been shot.

lionelhutz09 October 25 2004, 20:33:48 UTC

Huh. A Starbucks boy? Wow...she's working her way down the ladder faster than I thought she would. I figured she'd find a Frenchman at the airport...maybe a luggage handler or something. I guess I underestimated her!

pschtyckque October 25 2004, 21:01:55 UTC

I think they met over a cafe latte. That's French, isn't it?

lionelhutz09 October 26 2004, 07:01:04 UTC

Oui, c'est français.

And incredibly lame. Did she wait until you moved out, at least?

pschtyckque October 26 2004, 07:05:15 UTC

Yeah, for the most part. She had another "guy friend" help her pack my stuff while I was at work.

Real class, I tell ya.

marquisdd October 26 2004, 15:50:13 UTC

Is he going to be a problem in exactly a year when you are getting married to her again?

pschtyckque October 26 2004, 17:23:21 UTC

Ouch.

It's gonna be at least a year and a half. Get it right.