If you put an infinite number of monkeys in a room with an infinite number of typewriters, then surely one of them would eventually
say "Fuck Shakespeare, let's go and sit inside tyres and masturbate".
(I'm assuming that in the monkey world, the phrase "Let's go and sit inside tyres and masturbate" is roughly equivalent to "Anyone fancy a pint?".)
In other words, I am still here and I will post something of substance again eventually soon.