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[pseudochunk]

FDR was a douche how could he be related to the coolest president ever?

Teddy Roosevelt was the man. Seriously. He hunted lions, kicked ass in the wild west, pizzown'd the Spanish.

TR kicked ass, was a prize-fighting boxer. FDR was a drunk philandering gimp with a dyke incest wife.

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[ampersand116]

Teddy Roosevelt's wife and mother died on the same day and being soaked in depression he ran out west and pretended to be a cowboy for a few years. Nobody took him seriously. He acted and dressed like an idiot. He came back eventually and they gave him the vice presidency so they could get him out of their hair. He got lucky and the president was shot. Then when in office, he shaped up his act and managed to be an O.K. progressive president. And the Rough Riders were a joke. Everybody knows that.

But the dude was delusional. That's all.

[ampersand116]

TR was the man, you have no idea what you are talking about. TR while giving a speech was shot and continued his speech. Upon finishing his speech he simply stated "Excuse me, I've been shot." FDR was a faggot liberal who started the downfall of our country with the idea of government handouts. From that time on, it was not, "what can i do for my country" it was "my country owes me something" - And thats bullshit. He ruined the attitude of our country and essentially started the downfall. TR on the other hand exerted American power in the Western Hemisphere, beat the piss out of who ever questioned it, and wasted the Spanish. FDR only entered WW II because he HAD to, he had no other choice. He didnt win the war, America did. FDR was probably the country's first ever liberal hippie douche and TR was probably one of the last REAL American presidents. ~ KAC

[ampersand116]

JFK JFK JFK JFK.

[pseudochunk]

I'm going to assume JFK means "Just fucking kidding"

why do u have my name

[anonymous]

u ugly