I was small, so very small ( Read more... )

If anyone is looking for a little extra cash, I have to leave the babysitting job I have. Its Friday mornings 9-1ish, sometimes she asks that I come later like 12-4ish instead, but mostly earlier. I also do some Saturday nights, i think she wants to keep me on Saturdays for now, but there is a possibibility of that becoming open too. Its a little ( Read more... )

Do you have the time ( Read more... )

"That's why I couldn't be happier ( Read more... )

These Are My Children ( Read more... )

Step 1: Put your iPod or whatever on random ( Read more... )

Me: "What's another name for someone in therapy other then patient?"

Ignorant Co-worker #1: "Crazy"

Ignorant Co-worker #2: "Retarded"

Well, I feel fantastic, how bout you?

Don't worry it's not a star.
It's an airplane.
It's a tower.
It's a factory.
Don't worry it's not a star.

Off to Florida with my two favorite girls!

Q: whose bed did you sleep in last night ?:Been at work since midnight ( Read more... )