Comments | pseudogod: The promised story of Tuesday night.

pseudogod

The promised story of Tuesday night.

Mar 16, 2006 23:40

Most often on Tuesdays, I hang out with Shannon (and Ashley). We'll drink too much wine, or too much liquor, but we'll do it in a responsible manner in the privacy of her home.

This past Tues., she had to work at 7 am the next day, so we went out to the bar at eight, had a few drinks and she was gone by 10 o'clock.

( I imagine this will get long )

Comments 12

weird_sketch March 17 2006, 07:16:37 UTC

God damn!

At least you weren't piched by the fuzz for his retardedness!

weird_sketch March 17 2006, 07:16:49 UTC

pinched*

pseudogod March 17 2006, 07:26:27 UTC

At least my hand got some action....

*shudder*

...at least she didn't tounge my hand.

-pg

nemesisn72 March 17 2006, 16:45:06 UTC

oh ew

stormcore March 17 2006, 17:00:37 UTC

Dude...so...what was with the IcyHot? And why was he rubbing it on your neck...I mean, don't get me wrong- I've seen it, and it's a nice neck...but...weird.

pseudogod March 18 2006, 07:34:33 UTC

I wish I had an explanation...

...God, I wish I had an explanation.

-pg

stormcore March 20 2006, 15:39:54 UTC

I'm gonna hazard a guess here...I'm no expert in the new young vernacular, but I'm thinking- just throwin' this out there- that when he thought you guys were gonna "hang-out": He was talking about your cocks.

mr_josephus March 17 2006, 18:46:38 UTC

This is why the legend that is Burke reverberates throughout Kent. Your real life dips into the region of "weirder than fiction".

*thinks about it for a bit*

No. I take that back. I knew dumber shits than this Mike from when I was working in Ravenna. Hell, I worked with several who probably fall into that "you gotta be making that shit up!" category. But still... in Ravenna you ain't!

pseudogod March 18 2006, 07:38:21 UTC

The only thing I can say is that it was pure Gonzo, and now I am afraid of pure Gonzo.

-pg

noonicorn March 19 2006, 03:10:30 UTC

And this my friend is why I live in Australia :P Away from strange kids like Mike! Instead we just have cabbies who want to molest poor innocenct drunk gals!

pseudogod March 19 2006, 08:34:14 UTC

I'm pretty sure we have those too. *shrug*

I read your update on that, it didn't seem like EVERY cabbie wanted was spitting game at you. Not that they should or that you should have to deal with it at all...

...it's just that I'd be more mad about the guy eating my food than being hit on.

Of course, I guess it's different being a guy. :/

-pg

noonicorn March 19 2006, 09:53:26 UTC

Well, at least he wasn't kissing my hand ;) hahaha