Comments | pseudomammal: Stranger as fiction

pseudomammal

Stranger as fiction

Nov 05, 2005 02:41

It took gfrancie to supply a meme fantastic enough that even I had to participate. The rest of you should be ashamed.
Comment with a fake memory of me. (I absolutely insist that your memory be of something that never actually happened, as everything that has happened is probably either boring or embarrassing.) Then post this in your own journal. You can ( Read more... )

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gfrancie November 5 2005, 16:30:29 UTC

South Pole station
midnight bowling
chinese food.

What started out as a friendly game among the many workers there turned into a full on party that lasted for three weeks. I recall at one point a couple of guys brought in some penguins to chill with us. One had a little too much grape soda and he started telling these stories about killing a fucking whale with Bruce Campbell.
No one believed him.
As I recall you got into a thumb-wrestling championship that ended with a number of people in long-term physical therapy.

Good times. noodle salad.

pseudomammal November 5 2005, 23:42:41 UTC

Surprisingly, Campbell mentions that in his book. But in his version, the penguin was a total wuss, and Bruce had to do all the work.

gfrancie November 6 2005, 07:59:59 UTC

Well people and penguins lie now and then.

apollotiger November 5 2005, 17:12:30 UTC

My favorite memory of you was that time that you, Vruba, Julia, Aria, and I all decided we'd take over the world. In the end, the poison slipped into my drink was a sheer stroke of genius … right until I swapped it with Vruba.

Who knew that iocane powder had such a profound psychotropic effect on island-dwellers?!

pseudomammal November 5 2005, 23:50:39 UTC

Actually, you're still strapped to a chair in Room 11. Vruba (or his clone, we're still not quite sure) is next to you. But don't worry, you won't remember any of this.

apollotiger November 6 2005, 00:33:03 UTC

Curse you, Platypus! You've got me on some sort of insane mind control drugs, haven't you?!

whetherwoman November 5 2005, 17:26:56 UTC

Oh man... That time you thought you were Batman has to take the cake. You dressed up in all these weird-ass gadgets and fell off of so many roofs. That was fucking hilarious. You were so delusional. I mean, there were a bunch of explosions and stuff, and then we were randomly supposed to evacuate the city because of the radioactive piranhas in the Willamette, but all that blew over. So you were definitely delusional. And the falling off things part was great.

pseudomammal November 5 2005, 23:54:12 UTC

Yeah, like, thanks for blowing my secret identity. That's real helpful. I definitely need the Joker knocking at my door 7am while I'm still in my PJs.

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pseudomammal November 5 2005, 23:51:46 UTC

I've learned to be happy with only a couple dozen.

bluesbodger November 6 2005, 01:08:03 UTC

I know we promised never to speak of this again, but hey. You asked first.

Remember the evidence-gathering phase of that nasty little patent squabble a few years ago, when the judge denied every motion you brought for three months running? I still remember the look of horror on his face when you stood up at the hearing and said "Uh... Your honor, Lichtfield and MgGrath are my lawyers. Those motions were all from the plaintiff." He really should have excused himself from the case right then.

But I'll still be damned if I'm gonna pay you that licensing fee.