DERBY POR VIDA (bad ideas + pictures!!!)
Yeah, so, I'm going back to Vegas in about a week and a half. I'll be battling it out all derby style with my team Munecas Muertas (Dead Dolls) against Sin City's Neanderdolls.
Now, the last time I was there I had a horrid time. Wait, except for when I married Michela in the bar parking lot. Wait, and also the time that I went to the Bellagio and stole fancy silverware. Wait, and then there was the time that I rode the giant bunny with a saddle. Well, anyway... A lot (WHICH IS TWO WORDS, MOTHERFUCKERS) of my time spent there was in great sadness because I was only twenty and couldn't do shit.
So now I am going back, a mere two months before my twenty-first birthday.
HERE'S MY PLAN:
I am going to purchase a prostitute. After the aformentioned prostitute arrives at my door (in one hour or less!), we shall proceed to make friendship bracelets and watch re-runs of Gilmore Girls and Oprah. Pictures shall be taken.
PROBLEMS WITH MY PLAN:
According to the cards that the really smarmy guys on the strip pass out, I can have Ashley for $60 dollars. However, the sex industry in Vegas is renowned for hidden fees. So I'm thinking, okay, so if it actually costs $60 bucks for her just to come over but anything else is extra, than how much would it cost to make friendship bracelets with me (provided I bring all the materials)?
Would pictures be extra? Should I bring my own snacks?
Ugh... I just don't know.
Rollercon '05 in Vegas.
Front (from left): Me, Carson. Back (from left): Becky, John, Mo.
Ummm... Yeah. I think we'll do okay.