Day 670, Sex Questionaire...
Yeah, I was bored on MySpace (and for the ones that know the inside joke, so I can stand on my "soapbox," rofl), and figured I'd post this for people on here too:
1) Male or Female?
Unfortunately for the women, I am male. I do have a penis and I do fuck up a lot: I am male.
2) Single or married?
Single, for the time being.
3) Do you lust for someone?
Too many. There are two girls that have piqued my interest; one is a girl named Julie and the other is Shannon. We'll see what happens.
4) Love someone?
That's tough. That word gets thrown around a lot, and I don't like to lie much. I loved my first love, but emotionally, I was torn asunder by her. Believe you me, she didn't lose any sleep over it either. I haven't been able to garner that much emotion since that relationship either. Hopefully, things will change.
5) Virgin?
Not since I was eighteen, which wasn't too long ago. I tried saving it for marriage, but a girl said all the right things, lowered my defenses, then she hit it and quit it. Usually, it's the guy that does the nail and bail, but I was really gullible then.
Besides, it doesn't quite make sense to just leave it after you've gotten it? I mean you could have more sex if you just stayed and didn't have to lie about your intentions, ya know? Somehow the tap-it-then-scrap-it doesn't make sense to me if you're a person that likes sex.
6) Favorite positon?
Oh yeah, it's definitely Doggy-style. The sad thing is that I can't last very long in that position. All other positions that I've tried, I go for moderate times; the longest time is when I'm in Missionary. A girl once told me that it's the way the vagina muscles flex in that position that makes it so hard for guys to have any stamina.
7) Last time you had sex?
Eh, a few weeks ago, I think. I'm not really one to build up a bodycount for my sexual conquests. That type of shit doesn't matter to me. I get it where I can, and if I don't, that's fine with me too.
8) Are you a sexually active person?
If I have the woman for it, more than you can know. The girl that took my virginity, yeah well over 100 times in a month, which is like three+ times a day.
9) Is there someone you want to have sex with and they dont know it?
Yeah, tons. I don't let them know because, like I said, I'm not trying to build up a bodycount. I ain't tryin' to catch any STDs, so I keep my sexual advances to a minimum. If I was immune to venereal diseases, then I'd be like the Romans. I'd be into all kinds of orgies with dozens of women, much like Elvis Presley did.
10) Toys ok during sex?
As long as they are for the chica, I'm ok with it. She better not try to bring a double-headed dildo in for me, because that shit will not be tolerated, ever.
11) Food?
Actually, I haven't tried it. I wouldn't be against it. I've often thought about the pleasure that would be gained from receiving a blowjob while eating a thick Sirloin steak. I don't know though, but I've heard worse that didn't suit me. A girl told me that she eats while she's using the bathroom; somehow I don't see how one could do that; but to each their own.
12) Do you masturbate often?
Hah, I do it enough to make sure that everything is still working down there. Besides it's kinda like dancing when a guy pops a boner and the girls feels it accidentally, yeah sure it's not the coolest thing and it can be embarrassing, but you'd definitely have much more a problem if I couldn't produce one!
13) Have you had sex with anyone on your myspace friends list?
Well, you see... Holy shit, what's that? Look over there! *points then runs away* All kidding aside, yeah, I have. Hey, this site was made for a community of people to network with each other, and sex/"hooking up" can be networked just the same. Shit, can you imagine the bands now with the exposure this site gives? They must get triple the ass they got before, no doubt.
14) Have you ever faked an orgasm?
I don't think it's possible for a guy to fake an orgasm, because it's too easy for us to ejaculate anyway. Besides there is some pride when I do cum. Just look at porno films, the scene is done when the guy is done. And now, they've worked in the facial, also known as "money shot," as the finale of the scene.
15) Are you quiet during sex?
Depends. I'm only as quiet as the girl. If she makes noise, I'll make noise. But I'm romantic and funny when I fuck, seriously. I like to joke around while doing it. I find it's more pleasurable when both can laugh at each other or themselves, very naturalistic. I'm not all: "Hey look, darling. Haha, I couldn't get it up! Whoo!" That hasn't happened yet, but when it does, Viagra is my solution. And I can be serious, but laughing feels good and lightens the mood.
16) Have you ever left someone because they could not please you in bed?
I'm pretty easy to please, so I haven't encountered a woman that hasn't been able to hold up her end of it. Now I have met girls that were very inexperienced or just horrible while experienced, and I can say it wasn't all that good. But, some girl could be filling this out about me, so I'm humble enough to thank them anyway.
17) Do you enjoy oral?
Oh man, I was getting that years before I ever had full-on sex. Sometimes, I'd rather just get a blowjob than have sex, so I love it. I've got a big facial/swallow fetish when it comes to chicas, and that makes it easier for them to please me, but I give back too. As Jay from Silent Bob and Jay said: "I am the Clit Commander. I make that shit work." Besides plenty of guys do that sixty-eight thing, you girls know what I'm talking about; "Do me and I'll owe you one." (joke for a 69) Girls hear that all the time. I think it's only fair that a guy give back as much.
18) One place you'd love to have sex that you haven't?
I had put it once before a few days ago; in a graveyard. There are several other places too, but that's not for everyone to know. I haven't done it in a construction site either, and a lot of girls have told me that's a pretty popular place for them to "bump uglies."
19) Have you ever done it in a public place?
Hmm... MOSI, movie theatre, in a car on a well-traveled road, etc.
20) Do you enjoy morning sex?
Yeah, that was a pretty amazing way to start the day. You seem so full of life afterwards, like you can take on anything; but I think it's all those chemicals taking their effect, affecting us. The only problem is that my legs would kinda give out, randomly; they'd be all shaky and sometimes sore, if it was more than just amazing.
21) Is foreplay a must?
Absolutely. That's the best part of it. It's something that should be done for twenty minutes to hours beforehand. Now I haven't done it every time because that's why you have quickies, but every time I could, I did.
22) Music during sex?
Actually, I like music during it. I haven't always done it, more times not than have. A little Unearth and The Absence(just when you don't know what to put on), HIM(Love Metal, baby), Winter Solstice(the real hardcore stuff), Barry White(sensual), some jazz, some rap, some R&B, some hip-hop; it all depends on the mood I'm in or whatever mood the girl is in.
23) Have you ever slept with a friends mate?
Nope, not full-on sex. Now only once, I have fooled around with a friend's g/f after he broke up with her, because he was being a real dickhead. And I do apologize for that now. I admit, it was a real dick thing of me to do. It won't happen again.
24) Ever slept with your mates friend?
Nope. I've never cheated on a partner. I've been cheated on which is why I don't go into relationships all that often. You feel like absolute shit, and you can never trust that person again because there is always that doubt in the back of your mind, like "what is she doing when I'm not with her?". Because I know how horrible it feels, I won't ever do that to a person that we have both accepted to be in a relationship that is monogamus. Maybe I'm just very traditional, but I expect the same type of trust and respect from someone that I date or I wouldn't date them; and I've made some mistakes in the past, but I'm still working on it. In a sense, I'd like to be the type that a girl would be a complete fuckin' idiot to leave me.
24) Are you attracted to the same sex?
Absolutely not. I'm not homophobic (unless they hit on me), because I support that a person is not defined by his or her sexual preference. I go so far as to think it's ok for them to get married, and a lot of people don't think that's acceptable or tolerable. However, they are people and I don't think they should be denied something official like that, especially when a majority of them don't believe in God. I bring in God because people, in opposition, fight that being married is sanctioned by God, which, in their opinion, should be man and woman. Maybe I'm more open-minded, but I've always believed that marriage is love shared between two people, no matter the race, sex/gender, or social status/class of the two people involved.
25) Name one thing you wont do during sex?
I'm sure there is something, but I don't know about it yet. Like I had mentioned before, there'll be no anal play for me from the girl. I've heard don't diss it until you try it, but some things I just don't want to try and I want to have a prejudice against it.
26) Have you ever cried during sex?
Nope. Nothing yet has been that emotional or earth-shattering.
27) Would you have sex with the person that posted this?
I don't know. That's a tough one. She was a cute-faced brunette with big sweater-puppets, and that's almost always hard to deny. On purely looks alone, yeah I would bang her down. I'm a boob man, so I don't deny too many well-endowed women. I think a lot of women have great asses so it's not hard to find them, but a woman with big funbags that haven't sagged or have too many stretchmarks is harder to find.
1) Male or Female?
Unfortunately for the women, I am male. I do have a penis and I do fuck up a lot: I am male.
2) Single or married?
Single, for the time being.
3) Do you lust for someone?
Too many. There are two girls that have piqued my interest; one is a girl named Julie and the other is Shannon. We'll see what happens.
4) Love someone?
That's tough. That word gets thrown around a lot, and I don't like to lie much. I loved my first love, but emotionally, I was torn asunder by her. Believe you me, she didn't lose any sleep over it either. I haven't been able to garner that much emotion since that relationship either. Hopefully, things will change.
5) Virgin?
Not since I was eighteen, which wasn't too long ago. I tried saving it for marriage, but a girl said all the right things, lowered my defenses, then she hit it and quit it. Usually, it's the guy that does the nail and bail, but I was really gullible then.
Besides, it doesn't quite make sense to just leave it after you've gotten it? I mean you could have more sex if you just stayed and didn't have to lie about your intentions, ya know? Somehow the tap-it-then-scrap-it doesn't make sense to me if you're a person that likes sex.
6) Favorite positon?
Oh yeah, it's definitely Doggy-style. The sad thing is that I can't last very long in that position. All other positions that I've tried, I go for moderate times; the longest time is when I'm in Missionary. A girl once told me that it's the way the vagina muscles flex in that position that makes it so hard for guys to have any stamina.
7) Last time you had sex?
Eh, a few weeks ago, I think. I'm not really one to build up a bodycount for my sexual conquests. That type of shit doesn't matter to me. I get it where I can, and if I don't, that's fine with me too.
8) Are you a sexually active person?
If I have the woman for it, more than you can know. The girl that took my virginity, yeah well over 100 times in a month, which is like three+ times a day.
9) Is there someone you want to have sex with and they dont know it?
Yeah, tons. I don't let them know because, like I said, I'm not trying to build up a bodycount. I ain't tryin' to catch any STDs, so I keep my sexual advances to a minimum. If I was immune to venereal diseases, then I'd be like the Romans. I'd be into all kinds of orgies with dozens of women, much like Elvis Presley did.
10) Toys ok during sex?
As long as they are for the chica, I'm ok with it. She better not try to bring a double-headed dildo in for me, because that shit will not be tolerated, ever.
11) Food?
Actually, I haven't tried it. I wouldn't be against it. I've often thought about the pleasure that would be gained from receiving a blowjob while eating a thick Sirloin steak. I don't know though, but I've heard worse that didn't suit me. A girl told me that she eats while she's using the bathroom; somehow I don't see how one could do that; but to each their own.
12) Do you masturbate often?
Hah, I do it enough to make sure that everything is still working down there. Besides it's kinda like dancing when a guy pops a boner and the girls feels it accidentally, yeah sure it's not the coolest thing and it can be embarrassing, but you'd definitely have much more a problem if I couldn't produce one!
13) Have you had sex with anyone on your myspace friends list?
Well, you see... Holy shit, what's that? Look over there! *points then runs away* All kidding aside, yeah, I have. Hey, this site was made for a community of people to network with each other, and sex/"hooking up" can be networked just the same. Shit, can you imagine the bands now with the exposure this site gives? They must get triple the ass they got before, no doubt.
14) Have you ever faked an orgasm?
I don't think it's possible for a guy to fake an orgasm, because it's too easy for us to ejaculate anyway. Besides there is some pride when I do cum. Just look at porno films, the scene is done when the guy is done. And now, they've worked in the facial, also known as "money shot," as the finale of the scene.
15) Are you quiet during sex?
Depends. I'm only as quiet as the girl. If she makes noise, I'll make noise. But I'm romantic and funny when I fuck, seriously. I like to joke around while doing it. I find it's more pleasurable when both can laugh at each other or themselves, very naturalistic. I'm not all: "Hey look, darling. Haha, I couldn't get it up! Whoo!" That hasn't happened yet, but when it does, Viagra is my solution. And I can be serious, but laughing feels good and lightens the mood.
16) Have you ever left someone because they could not please you in bed?
I'm pretty easy to please, so I haven't encountered a woman that hasn't been able to hold up her end of it. Now I have met girls that were very inexperienced or just horrible while experienced, and I can say it wasn't all that good. But, some girl could be filling this out about me, so I'm humble enough to thank them anyway.
17) Do you enjoy oral?
Oh man, I was getting that years before I ever had full-on sex. Sometimes, I'd rather just get a blowjob than have sex, so I love it. I've got a big facial/swallow fetish when it comes to chicas, and that makes it easier for them to please me, but I give back too. As Jay from Silent Bob and Jay said: "I am the Clit Commander. I make that shit work." Besides plenty of guys do that sixty-eight thing, you girls know what I'm talking about; "Do me and I'll owe you one." (joke for a 69) Girls hear that all the time. I think it's only fair that a guy give back as much.
18) One place you'd love to have sex that you haven't?
I had put it once before a few days ago; in a graveyard. There are several other places too, but that's not for everyone to know. I haven't done it in a construction site either, and a lot of girls have told me that's a pretty popular place for them to "bump uglies."
19) Have you ever done it in a public place?
Hmm... MOSI, movie theatre, in a car on a well-traveled road, etc.
20) Do you enjoy morning sex?
Yeah, that was a pretty amazing way to start the day. You seem so full of life afterwards, like you can take on anything; but I think it's all those chemicals taking their effect, affecting us. The only problem is that my legs would kinda give out, randomly; they'd be all shaky and sometimes sore, if it was more than just amazing.
21) Is foreplay a must?
Absolutely. That's the best part of it. It's something that should be done for twenty minutes to hours beforehand. Now I haven't done it every time because that's why you have quickies, but every time I could, I did.
22) Music during sex?
Actually, I like music during it. I haven't always done it, more times not than have. A little Unearth and The Absence(just when you don't know what to put on), HIM(Love Metal, baby), Winter Solstice(the real hardcore stuff), Barry White(sensual), some jazz, some rap, some R&B, some hip-hop; it all depends on the mood I'm in or whatever mood the girl is in.
23) Have you ever slept with a friends mate?
Nope, not full-on sex. Now only once, I have fooled around with a friend's g/f after he broke up with her, because he was being a real dickhead. And I do apologize for that now. I admit, it was a real dick thing of me to do. It won't happen again.
24) Ever slept with your mates friend?
Nope. I've never cheated on a partner. I've been cheated on which is why I don't go into relationships all that often. You feel like absolute shit, and you can never trust that person again because there is always that doubt in the back of your mind, like "what is she doing when I'm not with her?". Because I know how horrible it feels, I won't ever do that to a person that we have both accepted to be in a relationship that is monogamus. Maybe I'm just very traditional, but I expect the same type of trust and respect from someone that I date or I wouldn't date them; and I've made some mistakes in the past, but I'm still working on it. In a sense, I'd like to be the type that a girl would be a complete fuckin' idiot to leave me.
24) Are you attracted to the same sex?
Absolutely not. I'm not homophobic (unless they hit on me), because I support that a person is not defined by his or her sexual preference. I go so far as to think it's ok for them to get married, and a lot of people don't think that's acceptable or tolerable. However, they are people and I don't think they should be denied something official like that, especially when a majority of them don't believe in God. I bring in God because people, in opposition, fight that being married is sanctioned by God, which, in their opinion, should be man and woman. Maybe I'm more open-minded, but I've always believed that marriage is love shared between two people, no matter the race, sex/gender, or social status/class of the two people involved.
25) Name one thing you wont do during sex?
I'm sure there is something, but I don't know about it yet. Like I had mentioned before, there'll be no anal play for me from the girl. I've heard don't diss it until you try it, but some things I just don't want to try and I want to have a prejudice against it.
26) Have you ever cried during sex?
Nope. Nothing yet has been that emotional or earth-shattering.
27) Would you have sex with the person that posted this?
I don't know. That's a tough one. She was a cute-faced brunette with big sweater-puppets, and that's almost always hard to deny. On purely looks alone, yeah I would bang her down. I'm a boob man, so I don't deny too many well-endowed women. I think a lot of women have great asses so it's not hard to find them, but a woman with big funbags that haven't sagged or have too many stretchmarks is harder to find.