Read this, definitely:
TheMexicanZenith (3:58:08 AM): You going to see The Absence on the 25th?
Etaanaru Aijou (3:59:15 AM): I wasn't aware they where playing.
Etaanaru Aijou (3:59:27 AM): But if I am not too hung over, I am totally down.
Etaanaru Aijou (3:59:38 AM): The 24th is a horrible day for me.
Etaanaru Aijou (3:59:52 AM): I'm drunk. >.>
Etaanaru Aijou (4:01:14 AM): Hit me up this weekend. I'm goin' to sleep. if you wanna be around the 24th, you getting shitty with me would be appriciated greatly. Peace.
TheMexicanZenith (4:01:32 AM): :-*
TheMexicanZenith (4:01:54 AM): Keep the show in mind. I'll get back to you, haven't poisoned myself in a great while.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:02:20 AM): Haha, awesome. Be there! It will be a drunken splendor that night.
TheMexicanZenith (4:02:26 AM): Dude, there's another porn site out--prolly many, with that said.
TheMexicanZenith (4:02:33 AM): Doctor's Adventures.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:02:37 AM): Eh?
TheMexicanZenith (4:02:57 AM): It's pretty goofy, but the action is pretty nice. One sec. Don't go anywhere.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:03:08 AM): 'Kay.
TheMexicanZenith (4:04:17 AM):
http://www.bangbros.com/t1/pps=bbonet/free_movies_bangbros/mc2073.html [Ed. Note: I want to have sex with a black woman someday.]
TheMexicanZenith (4:04:21 AM): Watch that video real quick.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:04:26 AM): 'Kay
TheMexicanZenith (4:04:27 AM): Like a minute long.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:06:22 AM): Not a big fan of Bang Bros.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:06:28 AM): watchin' anyawy.
TheMexicanZenith (4:06:35 AM): Dude, love those guys. Love the growl they add in, funny shit, to me.
TheMexicanZenith wants to directly connect (4:07:10 AM).
Etaanaru Aijou is now directly connected (4:07:15 AM).
TheMexicanZenith (4:07:24 AM): I was dressed as a lumberjack not too long ago.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:07:30 AM): Rotfl.
TheMexicanZenith (4:07:43 AM): [Ed Note: Don't feel like uploading it; check my MS page:
here.]
Etaanaru Aijou (4:07:53 AM): Just something about Bang Bros I don't like.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:07:58 AM): Ain't put my finger on it yet.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:08:11 AM): Ahahah you look like Mario!
TheMexicanZenith (4:08:17 AM): Rofl, yeah, seriously.
TheMexicanZenith (4:08:28 AM): Mex Alex thought it was Mario getting' a bj.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:08:33 AM): Yeah haha.
TheMexicanZenith (4:08:51 AM): Anyways, get some sleep, drunk-ass.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:09:10 AM): Hey, I'm not drunk enough for you to refer to me as "drunk-ass".
Etaanaru Aijou (4:09:14 AM): I can still type and speak well.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:09:18 AM): But I'll allow it!
TheMexicanZenith (4:09:23 AM): O:-)
Etaanaru Aijou (4:09:41 AM): Hit me up tomorrow, gonna try and get Ant to come out and actually do something other than his girlfriend.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:09:48 AM): Goddamn pussy whipped mufucka.
TheMexicanZenith (4:09:53 AM): Dude... you have no idea.
TheMexicanZenith (4:10:03 AM): Did he show you the "photobook?"
Etaanaru Aijou (4:10:10 AM): Yeah.
TheMexicanZenith (4:10:12 AM): ...
Etaanaru Aijou (4:10:13 AM): That nasty bitch,
TheMexicanZenith (4:10:27 AM): I've seen emo, but I've never seen it that bad.... ever.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:10:34 AM): I talked to him a few days ago, he said he'd hang out this weekend, so I'm holding him to it.
TheMexicanZenith (4:10:42 AM): After like 2 months, popping out with shit like that?
Etaanaru Aijou (4:11:00 AM): He went to see Tristan and Isolde last weekend. Not bad right?
Etaanaru Aijou (4:11:03 AM): ...Was his idea.
TheMexicanZenith (4:11:06 AM): :[
Etaanaru Aijou (4:11:22 AM): I saw the movie, but it was Megans idea, and she threatened no sex if I didn't.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:11:25 AM): I had no choice.
TheMexicanZenith (4:11:31 AM): See, that makes sense.
TheMexicanZenith (4:11:59 AM): And he tried justifying that "photobook" by saying: "Well, she'll have to have sex with me after that." [Ed. note: He did it for emo, but tried getting us to accept it by thinking otherwise.]
TheMexicanZenith (4:12:03 AM): Hell, I should hope so.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:12:13 AM): It was good movie, HOWEVER, that doesn't mean he can go and be like "hey bebi, let's go see the biggest chick flick of the year."
Etaanaru Aijou (4:12:16 AM): Rotfl! Seriously!
TheMexicanZenith (4:12:47 AM): Sex should be the minimum after that. She should be willing to try anal and threesomes after that shit.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:12:59 AM): I ain't met her yet, so I dunno how cool/uncool she is, so I withhold all statements till then.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:13:06 AM): Yeah.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:13:13 AM): I told him he lost metal points for all this shit.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:13:18 AM): He down-leveled.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:13:21 AM): He laughed.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:13:29 AM): HE LAUGHED AT LOSING METAL POINTS~
Etaanaru Aijou (4:13:32 AM): !!
Etaanaru Aijou (4:13:57 AM): We must liberate him.
TheMexicanZenith (4:14:00 AM): She's nice but quiet. So even I can't tell you if she's alright yet, because she didn't speak at Antoine's party; not only that but also she didn't say goodbye till I said it to her, then she chipped it in.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:14:29 AM): I feel we must liberate him by any means needed.
TheMexicanZenith (4:14:47 AM): I figure that's the least you do, especially us being his best friends.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:15:07 AM): I ain't seen him in like a month. he works all week, and spends all weekend with her. bullshit!
Etaanaru Aijou (4:15:12 AM): I will not stand for it!
TheMexicanZenith (4:15:18 AM): Yeah, I think so too. Laughing at that is a disgrace.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:15:46 AM): Seriously. If I told you that you lost metal points, lots of them, and meant it, you would not laugh. You would gain them back any possible way you could.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:15:51 AM): For we are metal brothers.
TheMexicanZenith (4:16:15 AM): Absolutely. Not having metal points is like not having a penis: one would not laugh at that.
TheMexicanZenith (4:16:25 AM): Metal points is nearly synonymous with having a penis.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:16:26 AM): So true, so true.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:17:01 AM): I think I'd almost rather have a massive amount of metal points than a penis. Like that old level 99 dude we see all the time.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:17:21 AM): Gimme his point, and I might give up my penis for it..
TheMexicanZenith (4:17:47 AM): That's a tough choice. Penis or high lvl in the Metal world.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:18:04 AM): I'm talking ultimate metal.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:18:06 AM): Level 99 guy.
TheMexicanZenith (4:18:15 AM): Because those points assure free access to shows, talking to bands, and any and all ass at shows, but with no penis? Hmm.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:18:39 AM): Could always just play with the titties.
TheMexicanZenith (4:19:03 AM): But no tit-fucking. :'(
Etaanaru Aijou (4:19:25 AM): But with level 99 metal points, you are best friends with like...Iron Maiden.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:19:46 AM): Iron Maiden through like...Opeth.
TheMexicanZenith (4:20:15 AM): I guarantee you, he was best friends with like Elvis, Frank Sinatra, Bobby Darin, and every major musician from back then till now, lucky fucker.
TheMexicanZenith (4:20:21 AM): Awww.. Opeth.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:20:32 AM): So Sinatra to like Opeth.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:20:35 AM): Is a penis really worth it?
TheMexicanZenith (4:20:53 AM): That's a depressing question.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:21:03 AM): Isn't it though?
Etaanaru Aijou (4:21:32 AM): If Ant loses anymore metal points, he's going to be best friends with the Spice girls. In a BAD way.
TheMexicanZenith (4:21:41 AM): Comitting suicide, or even mass homicide, after contemplating it and going with either would be downright acceptable and expected.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:22:02 AM): Rotfl. I know.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:22:31 AM): In fact, I'd like to say Ant is gaining "pop points" if there are such things,.
TheMexicanZenith (4:23:24 AM): Eww.
TheMexicanZenith (4:24:00 AM): I thought for several minutes of what an appriopriate reply would be, and all I could muster was that.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:24:20 AM): I speak the truth though.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:24:30 AM): Then again, what more could you say other than "ew"?
TheMexicanZenith (4:24:41 AM): I don't even think it was several minutes, but it sure as fuck seemed so.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:25:10 AM): We MUST metal him back up this weekend.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:25:34 AM): Get him smokin', fucked up, and pure metal. I think that's a good idea for him to start gaining points back.
TheMexicanZenith (4:25:35 AM): I'm not sure if it's possible anymore: he may be un-metal-able.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:25:46 AM): Nonsense.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:26:11 AM): I buy him a pack of Salems, tqo bottles of tequila, and you bring the metal. He'll be fine.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:26:15 AM): two*
Etaanaru Aijou (4:26:51 AM): I refuse to allow him to turn into another Mike!
TheMexicanZenith (4:26:53 AM): I've seen the scenes grow for a few years, genres dying and being reborn; but I ain't ever seen emo as stretched, as he revolutionized its very essence--an entire new plateau.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:27:31 AM): No fucking joke.
TheMexicanZenith (4:27:53 AM): Mike... poor guy: another dead soul to metal.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:27:56 AM): And sometimes drastic measures must be taken to ensure humanity.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:28:15 AM): We let Mike die, I'll be damned if we let Ant follow the same road!
TheMexicanZenith (4:28:26 AM): *sighs* I can only remember him advising me to listen to Tori Amos, commenting on her having a good voice. :-\
Etaanaru Aijou (4:28:48 AM): ...Dark days, Jesse, darks days they where.
TheMexicanZenith (4:29:26 AM): Morosity may better describe it; absolutely gloomy.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:30:19 AM): Indeed.
TheMexicanZenith (4:30:27 AM): Hell, I'll depress myself if I continue talking about the lost souls that have ceased their existence, ceased to remain metal.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:31:30 AM): We are but a dying breed.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:31:45 AM): But nonetheless, we will always be metal, and we will pass that on to our children.
TheMexicanZenith (4:32:44 AM): Yeah, I'll prolly have my fiirst newborn child tattooed "Metal for Life" on his or her ass cheeks straight from the womb.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:33:00 AM): That's what I'm talkin' about.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:33:10 AM): Well, I'm goin' to bed.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:33:24 AM): Call me tomorrow so we can get together and redeem Ant.
TheMexicanZenith (4:33:30 AM): We'll see what we can do for Antoine-san. Maybe it isn't too late, yet.
TheMexicanZenith (4:34:09 AM): Alright, will do. I may have to put this as an LJ entry, see if we can recruit others to the foundation for giving back Antoine back to metal.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:34:41 AM): Do it. We need all the help we can. It's downright disgusting.
TheMexicanZenith (4:35:12 AM): Yeah, you're right. I don't want to underestimate this dire situation.
Etaanaru Aijou (4:35:55 AM): Yep. Metal will always pevail!
Etaanaru Aijou (4:35:58 AM): Peace.
TheMexicanZenith (4:36:20 AM): Night. "My life for Metal." [Ed. Note: Some people will get the parody of this quote, only nerds, much like myself, though.]
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