OKCupid Tests...
Sad Sack
You scored 42% Self-worth, 34% Body Image, and 40% Self-Efficacy!
Low self-worth
Low body image
Low self-efficacy
Oh, man. You think you're incompetent, worthless, and ugly. There's nothing good I can say about how you view yourself, except that it probably isn't as bad as you think it is. You should either get some counseling, take some classes or buy a really sexy outfit and live in it- just do something so that there's some aspect of yourself you like!
As for who you seek out in love- you'll take anyone, and expect no one. Ouch.
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 16% on Self-worth
You scored higher than 25% on Body Image
You scored higher than 33% on Self-Efficacy
Link: The What's Your Self-Image Like? Test written by coldrose on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
History expert
You scored 83 history knowledge!
You sure know your history. You got a few questions wrong but overall you did great!
(A few notes about the test. 1, I do realize the full title of the Macchiavelli book I asked about is much longer. I was unsure about the spelling of the complete title though, my italian is very poor! Also, the short title is often used in english litterature. 2, Some may also wonder how on earth the first czar of russia could be the second third or fourth of his name?! Simple, the princes of Muscovy are also counted.)
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 90% on knowledge
Link: The NEW and improved History Test written by mshat on OkCupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Link
Game Over! You scored 79%!
Your legend was a success! You defeated Ganon and rescued the princess... now for another quest.
This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's:
Higher than 44% on health
Link: The Classic Nintendo Test written by sadpunk on Ok Cupid
ExtremelyConsiderate
You scored 46 for Consideration!
You are a very considerate person, but still human. This is a nice mix.
This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's:
Higher than 57% on Consideration
Link: The How Considerate Are You? Test written by bloomedlate on Ok Cupid
TYPE J
You scored 62 imagination, 33 confidence, 25 dominance, and 62 generosity!
You are a KINKY, SHY, SUBMISSIVE lover who prefers to GIVE. This means that: You like relatively kinky sex, and you have the great imagination that will always keep your partner guessing and excited! There's no getting bored with you around, you could never settle for dull sex, you want something fun and new all the time. You aren't afraid to try out anything you hear about. You might just be an intelligent lover who needs to be mentally engaged, or perhaps you have some dirty dark secret kinky desires, but either way, you're never boring. You can be a little shy in bed, so maybe this means that you'd prefer to have sex in the dark, or maybe just that you have all sorts of naughty ideas bubbling under the surface but can't quite work up the confidence to speak about most of them. Sometimes it takes you a while to speak up about what you like, and you aren't very confident in your talents but I bet your lovers would say otherwise, I'm sure your sweet nature is far more welcome than egotistical boasting. You tend to be submissive in bed, so you prefer to go along with what your lover likes rather than your own plans. You might like being ordered around and acting out a slave/master fantasy, or perhaps you just get turned on by being helpless and unable to move. Or maybe it's as simple as you lacking courage so prefering firm instructions in bed to make sure you are doing things right. Either way, you won't be dominating your lover anytime soon, and might prefer the missionary position to any others. You prefer to give than recieve. This makes you a very unselfish lover, devoted to the needs of your partner rather than your own. You get your pleasure from seeing them get theirs, you are a model sex partner. I'm sure plenty of people would love to have someone like you in bed with them! Remember though that if your partner gets pleasure from returning the favour it's okay to let them, they might love giving as much as you do! WE SUGGEST YOU TRY: Fun and games! Try out those sex games for a lively evening, wether it be spinning that bottle, playing naked twister, or strip poker, we know you have the imagination and the sense of fun that will make these games a great time, and will mean you get to give your lover a wild time! Playing games will help you feel less shy and will give you plenty of instruction so you dare to do what you might not have before.
This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's:
Higher than 28% on imagination
Higher than 6% on confidence
Higher than 5% on dominance
Higher than 54% on generosity
Link: The What's your sexual style? Test written by lu-mina on Ok Cupid
A Child of Israel
You scored 35% Pride, 17% Envy, 45% Ambition, and 42% Deceitfulness!
You are one of the Children of Israel. There were many good Children of Isreal (e.g. Jesus, Moses, Elijah, Daniel, Peter, and so on). However, for the purposes of this test, you are one of the bad Children of Israel. You are part of the chosen race of God, but in the Bible it seemed like you could never stop complaining and messing up. You are not really a biblical villain in the traditional sense. In fact, you possess a lot of godly qualities. You are humble, you love your neighbors, and you are quite trustworthy. However, your relative slothfulness and recalcitrance made it impossible for you to strive to reach the high purpose that God had for you. You were content to do just enough to get by. Therefore, since you're striving was not with God...it was against God. This is why you are considered a villain.
OTHER BIBLICAL VILLAINS A Child of Israel The Serpent The Phillistine Judas Iscariot Jonah The Demon The Fallen Angel The False Prophet Goliath Pharaoh King Nebuchadnezzar Caiaphas King Saul Cain The Antichrist Satan
This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's:
Higher than 12% on Pride
Higher than 6% on Envy
Higher than 31% on Ambition
Higher than 30% on Deceitfulness
Link: The Which Biblical Villain Are You Test written by MetalliScats on Ok Cupid
Baker Smurf
You are 58 % Action Driven, 70% Interpersonal, 51% Street Smart, and 58% Artistic
This test measured 4 variables.
First, this test measured if you place a higher value on words or actions. Both have their own advantages. For instance a skilled negotiator and a skilled firefighter both save lives.
Second, this test compared your intrapersonal and interpersonal intelligences. Simply put intrapersonal intelligence means you understand yourself, while interpersonal intelligence means you understand others.
Third, this test measured if you are more book smart or street smart. Book smart people may be more interested in a variety of topics, while street smart people focus on the most relevant information. Smurfette is very street smart, while Poet Smurf is not.
Fourth, this test measured if you prefer an artistic or functional approach to life. Artistic people may concentrate more on details and ambiance, while functional people focus on if it works. In this case Vanity Smurf would be considered Artistic while Hefty Smurf just wants to lift stuff up.
You are more action driven, more interpersonal, more street smart, and more artistic.
Congratulations, you are Baker Smurf! Let's find out why.
The master of culinary inventions, Baker Smurf is a smurf of action. He enjoys creating masterpieces for others to eat. Too bad Greedy Smurf is always trying to steal them. Like Baker Smurf you are not the type to just sit around. Baker Smurf knows his talent in life. Your high intrapersonal intelligence score suggests you also know your own strengths and desires.
Your high street smarts score suggests you are comfortable in new situations. Baker Smurf could create his dishes anywhere, as long as the proper ingredients are around. Of course art and beauty is very important to Tailor Smurf. A true chef, he knows that good food is not only about taste. You also seem to appreciate art, creativity and design.
The 16 possible smurf categories are...
Lazy Smurf, Slouchy Smurfling, Hefty Smurf, Papa Smurf, Jokey Smurf, Grouchy Smurf, Sassette Smurfling, Grandpa Smurf, Handy Smurf, Dreamy Smurf, Painter Smurf, Poet Smurf, Baker Smurf, Vanity Smurf, Smurfette, Tailor Smurf
Well we can't all be Papa Smurf or Smurfette, but I hope you enjoyed this test. Positive feedback is always appreciated. Thanks!
This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's:
Higher than 68% on functionl-artsy
Higher than 82% on Words-Action
Higher than 80% on Intra-Inter per
Higher than 31% on Book-Strt Smart
Link: The Smurf Personality Test written by greencowsgomoo on Ok Cupid
Evil Brain
You scored 92% Futurama Knowledge! Congrats!
I salute you! You sure know "Futurama".(This is the highest category, so feel good) I bet that you hate FOX for cancelling this awesome show. You are just like the "Evil Brains". Don't forget to Rate!:) Thanks
"You mean they're trying to learn?" "Correct." "Those bastards!"
This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's:
Higher than 91% on Knowledge
Link: The Ultimate Futurama Trivia Test written by ClareAnn on Ok Cupid
Amun
Indeed, you are 66% erudite, 66% sensual, 45% martial, and 45% saturnine.
Amun was a mysterious God indeed. His very name basically means "what is hidden", "what is not seen", "what cannot be seen", and though even his form was said to be “unknown”, he was depicted as a man with the head of a uraeus (cobra), or a man seated on a throne and holding in one hand the sceptre, and in the other the ankh.
All secrets aside, what we do know is that Amun was the Egyptian King of the Gods, not unlike his counterparts Zeus (Greek mythology) and Odin (Norse mythology). With his ruling might over the Gods, Amun soon became associated with the Pharaohs.
Being responsible for the creation of the world, it is not surprising that he was also the God of fertility, reproduction, and sexual power, and thus also the God of agriculture. With the combined powers of regeneration and royalty, Amun became linked to the sun and the great God Ra, becoming known as Amun-Ra, which pretty much consolidated his status as Supreme God.
In spite of Amun's political ascension, he also enjoyed popularity among the common people of Egypt, who came to call him the vizier of the poor, the protector of the weak, and an upholder of justice.
The Fifteen Gods
These are the 15 categories of this test. If you score above average in …
…all or none of the four variables: Dagda. … Erudite: Thoth. … Sensual: Frey. … Martial: Mars. … Saturnine: Mictlantecuhtli. … Erudite & Sensual: Amun. … Erudite & Martial: Odin. … Erudite & Saturnine: Anubis. … Sensual & Martial: Zeus. … Sensual & Saturnine: Cernunnos. … Martial & Saturnine: Loki. … Erudite, Sensual & Martial: Lug. … Erudite, Sensual & Saturnine: Coyote. … Erudite, Martial & Saturnine: Hades. … Sensual, Martial & Saturnine: Pan.
This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's:
Higher than 17% on erudite
Higher than 26% on sensual
Higher than 21% on martial
Higher than 25% on saturnine
Link: The Mythological God Test written by Nitsuki on Ok Cupid