you wanna know something pathetic?

[pshycopot]

okay, i have an announcement.

i love my mum.

i know i know. it sounds gay, but i really do. i mean, seriously. well, lemme tell you how this came to happening.

well, her and i went to the doctor so i could get my hep b shot. well, i got my birth control pills as well, swell huh? anyway, we needed to get the pills at fourtinos and i was like, "

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[emo___lushuzzzz]

that is so cute. I never see my mum, and when I do we fight. :( But on occasion, we watch tons of chick flicks together and pig out. I love my mummy too :)

[macker_dacker]

question....why are you on the pill? *feels lost*

ARIANA IS GONNA GET AN STD CUZ SHES TOO COOL TO USE A CONDOM!!!!
jk luv. ;D

<33 Mackenzie

ps. camerawhoring is funnn

[pshycopot]

i will NOT get STDs.
lol

i'm on the pill due to "irregular menstral patterns" and i'm like, "WHOA!!! amazing." and they're like, "mhm..." and i'm like, "NO MORE ACNE!!!! BIZZZZZZZNATCH!"

all this happened in the waiting room of my doctor's office -__-

[macker_dacker]

lmao SWEETNESS!

[ancanar]

what the fuck is with the monkey!

[forever_slash]

Awww. I love your mom, too. Even though I've never met her.

Dude, you're on the pill. Now everyone will think I'm copying you when I (hopefully) get it later this year. XP Oh well. Must clear acne!

AND I SEE NO CAMWHOREING! :((((

[maxwrite]

It doesn't sound gay. It's sweet. Awww.