Things heard on the beat.

Straight up, my favourite one
"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?""The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile ( Read more... )

its high tech, and its CUTE
http://www.newlaunches.com/archives/the_first_female_robot.php

Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
( CANDIDATE FOR THE PULLET SUPRISE )

She calls me from the cold
Just when I was low, feeling short of stable.
All that she intends;
And all she keeps inside, isn't on the label.

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Jesus, theres some AMAZING photography in here.

http://military.revenanteagle.org

http://www.inthemix.com.au/reviews/events/25924/

haha. phat. the review got posted.

So, last friday night, pendulum came to town ( Read more... )

Anyone in adelaide have, or know someone who has

a) A wheelchair that
b) They arent using
C) at least for a week or two

I need one by wednesday, and dont know how i'll afford hire.
just asking.

Lol ( Read more... )