Suspension of Disbelief

[psiradish]

So I married Nami, the red-headed introvert. She calls me Lover now. Our son is of course named Glenn. I shall make him an artist, in the absence of a Knight of Guardia option. My cow, Pstrami, shall also have offspring, soon, if only so she'll start producing milk again. Stopped just as she started giving me S milk

Comments

[burning_roses]

Maybe in her native land, giving someone a cupcake is a way of saying you want to have sex with them. Like a dowry or something, only much, much yummier.

[psiradish]

Her native land did not appear to be anything besides the United States. But those United States folk do have some strange customs, I'll bet that's it.