And...weird.

[psiwulf7]

Pumpkin just stole a cigarette. What the hell?

Edit - 11:54 PM that night - She has just thrown up the cigarette. I'm not going to smoke it.

Comments

[maltesephallcon]

Is Pumpkin that Appalachian farm boy you keep tethered to the couch?

[psiwulf7]

Yes. But I've disguised him, rather convincingly, as a small female dog. Who steals cigarettes. What a bitch.

[maltesephallcon]

Is Pumpkin in Chicago? I want to come play. Peter won't let me get a puppy.

[psiwulf7]

Totally. Give me a call and you can come meet her. She loves people. Hates Dogs. Loves people.