What I learned over my summer vacation is that the saddest, most horrible animal on the earth is the halibut. If you see a halibut, it is okay to give in to your impulse to cry, as there is no sparing the feelings of such a dejected and god-forsaken creature.


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Can anyone provide me with ACCURATE and VERIFIABLE information regarding a citizen of Jefferson County's rights, pertaining to the consumption of alcohol? Specifically, what are the designated areas where a person over the age of 21 can consume alcoholic beverages?The reason: Friday night we were (minorly) harrassed by Birmingham Police for ( Read more... )

The shows this weekend went better than usual ( Read more... )

K-Mart in general is just a fucked up situation.

The new place is awesome. The cats love it here.

I got a better grade than I deserve on my history midterm.

I'm warming up to the teacher, but the people in the class are getting more and more and more and more infuriating. Honestly, if you're completely opposed to the idea of learning, why the hell are you in school? It's the same way in two of my classes ( Read more... )

I wonder if they think we like calling them every day about some fucking different thing that's wrong with this place ( Read more... )

I never want to connect that stereo ever again as long as I live on this Earth ( Read more... )

I had a fantastic time yesterday. Bat played in Meridian, Mississippi. It was as much fun as it always is, only the other bands were probably better than it's ever been.

Wretched Flamingo keeps getting better and better. Now that they're taking chances and doing some really impulsive things with their music, the direction they're heading is ( Read more... )

Man, I hate packing.

I have a lot of video games and movies. And a whole fucking lot of books.

I think a part of me will miss this place, home as it's been for a very strange time in my life. It wasn't entirely bad, but it was never anything close to good. If anything, it was the epitome of wildness. If I can't find cohesion in the whole, I ( Read more... )

Who else has noticed that Independent Worm Saloon is one of the best records ever?