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1. We Built This City ... Starship
2. Achy Breaky Heart ... Billy Ray Cyrus *shudder*
3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight ... Wang Chung
4. Rollin' ... Limp Bizkit
5. Ice Ice Baby ... Vanilla Ice
6. The Heart of Rock & Roll ... Huey Lewis and the News
7. Don't Worry, Be Happy ... Bobby McFerrin Didn't he vow silence or something? I get him confused with the guy who sang 'Get Out of my Dreams (doo doo doo do do baby) and into my car'...
8. Party All the Time ... Eddie Murphy
9. American Life ... Madonna What the hell for song is this? I've never even heard of it!
10. Ebony and Ivory ... Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder Okay, this song is just funny. I beleive in the tv biz its called "jumping the shark" ... For all I know about Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney collectively though, they could very well have jumped the shark long before this song...
11. Invisible ... Clay Aiken I can honestly say I have never ever heard this song...
12. Kokomo ... The Beach Boys Anyone else remeber when the beach boys played with Uncle Jesse? Good Times.
13. Illegal Alien ... Genesis My mom wants to have sex with Phil Collins. Very badly. No child should ever have to know that.
14. From a Distance ... Bette Midler
15. I'll Be There for You ... The Rembrandts After ten years of hearing this song at least once a week, I can honestly say I'm tired of it.
16. What's Up? ... 4 Non Blondes
17. Pumps and a Bump ... Hammer
18. You're the Inspiration ... Chicago
19. Broken Wings ... Mr. Mister
20. Dancing on the Ceiling ... Lionel Richie
21. Two Princes ... Spin Doctors
22. Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) ... Toby Keith
23. Sunglasses at Night ... Corey Hart I love this song so much! How can this be on a "worst" song list with lyrics like "Don't be a afraid of the guy in shades" ??
24. Superman ... Five for Fighting
25. I'll Be Missing You ... Puff Daddy featuring Faith Evans and 112
26. The End ... The Doors
27. The Final Countdown ... Europe
28. Your Body Is a Wonderland ... John Mayer
29. Breakfast at Tiffany's ... Deep Blue Something
30. Greatest Love of All ... Whitney Houston
31. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm ... Crash Test Dummies I think this song should also go down in history on the list of worst SNL musical performaces as well. As if the song and the video weren't bad enough??
32. Will 2K ... Will Smith
33. Barbie Girl ... Aqua
34. Longer ... Dan Fogelberg
35. Shiny Happy People ... R.E.M.
36. Make Em Say Uhh! ... Master P featuring Silkk, Fiend, Mia-X and Mystikal
37. Rico Suave ... Gerardo
38. Cotton Eyed Joe ... Rednex
39. She Bangs ... Ricky Martin But I *DO* love William Hung's version :-p
40. I Wanna Sex You Up ... Color Me Badd I was actually just listening and loving this song this weekend.
41. We Didn't Start the Fire ... Billy Joel
42. The Sounds of Silence ... Simon & Garfunkel No, but unfortunately the title line gets stuck in my head a lot.
43. Follow Me ... Uncle Kracker Ugh. First of all, I'd say a solid 98% of the people who like this song have no clue what its about. People say "Aww, how sweet". Yeah. Cheating spouses are really romantic. And you know those stupid kids' bop CDs where kids sing the songs? Yeah. Lets get a bunch of 8 year olds to sing about adultery. And I won't even talk about the connection to Kid Rock.
44. I'll Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) ... Meat Loaf Even though I have no idea what "that" is... though I have three theories.
1) Premature Ejaculation Theory: "Some nights I lose the feeling, and some nights I lose control, Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls"
2) Unsatisfied Lover Theory: Though this falls *somewhat* hand in hand with Theory #1, it seems Meatloaf may have a bit of difficulty pleasing the women all the time, and is willing to go the extra mile. "Some days it don't come easy, and some days it don't come hard, Some days it don't come at all, and these are the days that never end, Some nights you're breathing fire, and some nights you're carved in ice, Some nights you're like nothing I've ever seen before or will again"
And the most sound (but least fun) theory:
3) The One Night Stand Theory: Had a fling and he promises not to forget her. "It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling" Pretty obvious there. Unfortunately, I beleive this lyric was cut from the radio version because this song is hella long, and left many folk wondering "What won't Meatloaf do??"
Because seriously, it's Meatloaf. I think he probably would do anything for love. Period.
45. Mesmerize ... Ja Rule featuring Ashanti
46. Hangin' Tough ... New Kids on the Block I was listening to my KNOTB Greatest Hits CD just today. Its a terrible song, but thats why we love it.
47. The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You ... Bryan Adams
48. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da ... The Beatles
49. I'm Too Sexy ... Right Said Fred I'm too sexy for this song.
50. My Heart Will Go On ... Celine Dion