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[psych0ruin]

[Who's this weird troll kid poking at the computer??? She's much, muuuch smaller than icons can portray, with stubby little half-curled ram horns. She is adorable and wearing a little black dress with a red Aries symbol.]

Wow, this computer looks so funny!

Hellooooo computer people!

[She then fiddles with the keyboard for a minute, turning on

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[terrierfancy]

the fuck

> You have seen these troll things before, but you have a vague memory of them being bigger than this. You're not even sure if you've seen this one before or not. ... You find you don't really care. It's grey and has horns so it's a troll.

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[psych0ruin]

y0u type in a funny c0l0r!

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[terrierfancy]

youre the one typing in a weird color
your o looks weird

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[psych0ruin]

its my bl00d c0l0r silly 0_0
why d0 y0u type in black
is y0ur bl00d a secret

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[terrierfancy]

no its red like everyone elses
oh right
sure well go with a secret

> Shit, it's been a long time. You still think blood colors are stupid.

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[psych0ruin]

but y0u already t0ld me its red!
but thats 0k i w0nt tell any0ne else
it can be 0ur secret
see i have red bl00d t00!

> Aradia: Make friends with this odd black fellow.

You think this guy is pretty 0k! Clearly this means you should be friends, and then be extremely awkward later when you go back to being a dead bluh robot.

im aradia whats y0ur name

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[terrierfancy]

> You're not sure of this child's plans yet, but you have a feeling you shouldn't drag her downstairs to shoa her your mad large wild animal creature riding skills in case she decides to try and befriend you or something silly like that.

But you want to show off so bad.

slick how old are you

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[terrierfancy]

> You suddenly remember you don't care.

nevermnd

you hungry

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[psych0ruin]

im three sweeps!

> Coincidentally, 3 sweeps is equal to 6 1/2 Earth years, not that this is relevant in any way. Also the funny black text man doesn't seem to care anymore.

kinda
but my lusus t0ld me n0t t0 take f00d fr0m strangers
0_0

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[terrierfancy]

> That number means absolutely nothing to you and you doubt this kid is 3, so you decide to just ignore the age anyway.

im not a stranger you know my name
and i wasnt going to get food for you
i was going to make you get it yourself
i dont trust other people messing with my food either
good rule to follow toots

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[psych0ruin]

0h
0k!
but i d0nt kn0w where that is

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[terrierfancy]

go downstairs
ill meet you on the first floor
careful of the fat animal
itll probably attack you
ill meet you on the stairs

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[psych0ruin]

0k!

> Go to meet the funny black text man.

You completely ignore your lusus' strict no-taking-things-from-strangers rule and go down to the lowest floor to meet your new friend. You also take care to avoid the large PERILOUS WATERBEAST even if it looks kind of funny. Maybe it's someone's grumpy lusus?

You reach the bottom of the stairs and look for someone who might be the Slick.

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[terrierfancy]

> Search for little red text girl

Your attempt is an overwhelming success. You manage to see her looking around for presumably you and you then remember she's never seen you before. Er. Probably. You can never be sure in this place.

Though you walk over to her after a moment because it's rude to keep a girl waiting even if she's three sweeps or whatever the fuck she is. You avoid the PERILOUS WATERBEAST and give the girl's back a nudge with your foot.

Hey.