I keep hearing about how so many people are sad around here. I just want everyone to know that I don't care. Why can't any of you stop whining for one second!? And I haven't even met all of you!  When will you get it through your thick heads that the world sucks. EVERYTHING IS MEANINGLESS! A person can't even go camping without something going ( Read more... )

 I keep hearing about how so many people are sad around here. I just want everyone to know that I think they're really cool, even if I haven't exactly met you yet, and that everything will work out really well!  I remember one time, while I was camping in another town, I accidentally stayed out in my igloo all winter until springtime came and my ( Read more... )

. So, is there any place I could buy furniture around here or something? I really miss my house, so I thought I'd try to make my new home look like it! Anyone is welcome to help~

 Dude, this is so not cool.
Ow...owow.

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Woah, hey this is not okay! I'm a cat, man, not a bird! And...this isn't my house! Where's all my kiddie furniture!? Ohhh, I worked so hard to pay Tom Nook off for all of that stuff...