i'm in love with judas
Norman Reedus is in Gaga's new video. Let me repeat that: NORMAN REEDUS IS IN GAGA'S NEW VIDEO. Norman fucking Reedus, there are hearts in my eyes right now.
I may or may not have muted the music to take caps. But on with the subject with this ridiculous display of NR-inspired affection ~He does it all in this video.
Norman Reedus rides a MOTORCYCLE (like a boss).
Hits on women, starts a bar brawl (like a boss).
Eyesexs Gaga like nobody's business. Later HE ALMOST GIVES HER LIPSTICK GUN A BLOW JOB. It's both confusing and titillating, probably just what all parties involved were aiming for.
He continues to eyesex Gaga, even while she's looking over at her bf, Jesus.
GET IT, GET IT!
Yeah, that's right he gets it. With Jesus. I feel like this is Murphy MacManus's wet dream. My shippers eye has lead me to believe that this is another one of those, Judas-was-gay-for-Jesus stories (they exist, sometimes with added vampire mojo).
And then the three of them end up in the bathtub. I don't get it, probably the biblical part of this which is of course going over my head the entire time.
Then Gaga gets stoned to death and it ends. IDGI, OK? BUT NORMAN REEDUS IS PRESENT, EVERYTHING ELSE IS IRRELEVANT. Now I'm going to rewatch Boondock Saints for the nth time because I DON'T HAVE TO BE UP FOR CLASS TOMORROW MORNING.
I may or may not have muted the music to take caps. But on with the subject with this ridiculous display of NR-inspired affection ~He does it all in this video.
Norman Reedus rides a MOTORCYCLE (like a boss).
Hits on women, starts a bar brawl (like a boss).
Eyesexs Gaga like nobody's business. Later HE ALMOST GIVES HER LIPSTICK GUN A BLOW JOB. It's both confusing and titillating, probably just what all parties involved were aiming for.
He continues to eyesex Gaga, even while she's looking over at her bf, Jesus.
GET IT, GET IT!
Yeah, that's right he gets it. With Jesus. I feel like this is Murphy MacManus's wet dream. My shippers eye has lead me to believe that this is another one of those, Judas-was-gay-for-Jesus stories (they exist, sometimes with added vampire mojo).
And then the three of them end up in the bathtub. I don't get it, probably the biblical part of this which is of course going over my head the entire time.
Then Gaga gets stoned to death and it ends. IDGI, OK? BUT NORMAN REEDUS IS PRESENT, EVERYTHING ELSE IS IRRELEVANT. Now I'm going to rewatch Boondock Saints for the nth time because I DON'T HAVE TO BE UP FOR CLASS TOMORROW MORNING.