Being an American means my parents are slutty!

[psychicgoldfish]

So... I have been hired to photograph a wedding on August 23, 2008. That's cool and all. I get to name my price (I won't charge very much, though, and you'll discover why soon), and it should actually be pretty chill because it's mostly family friends and people I know from Machias Maine, my hometown. It's all good, really

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[crunchyleaf]

Hey, you forgot your surrogate sister/weirdly convoluted distant cousin! *cough*

I kid, I kid, but it's interesting to see it all mapped out. I always tied you in my mind with Lindsey for "family trees I just don't get," but you might be the victor. Have you managed to get in touch with Kristin at all, lately?

[mantoman]

I think more countries have equal if not more sluttliness on us.

I mean, come on, after 22 years of marriage, my mom changed sexual preference.

I think of Africa. I think of Honduras. I think of education.

We all have unique stories and family trees. Yours is unique in that you have so many 1/2 siblings. I have one half brother. I have no step-siblings.

Point is, you are friends with who you choose, whether they are family are not. And don't fuck nor marry your cousins. That is just bad breeding practices.