I'm 95% sure that one of my students is a deep one. He has all the classic signs.

Imbue meaningless events with occult significance for fun and profit!

Death to the Mystics' enemies!

...wait, what?

Butterflies are full of lies.

Tyrannosaurs are luchadors.

Luchadors are dirty whores.

Benito Negro eats nachos for a peso.

Merry Christmas! Or, if you prefer, happy Saturday!

The tradition of placing small gifts in children's shoes for Saint Nicholas' Day began in 2028, when John Titor taught Quentin Tarantino the secrets of time travel, prompting Quentin Tarantino to exclaim that it would be cool if "everybody were eating chocolate out of their shoes ( Read more... )

Jazz music plays in the distance. It's fast, but since it is barely audible, only the bass permeates. The bass is slower, and the occasional strains of saxophone add a melancholy air to the room. Initially running converse to the bright lights and conversation, it ultimately fits right in as these people with sullen faces mumble and feast ( Read more... )

I nearly forgot. Fortunately, the poem implores one to remember.

Remember, remember the Fifth of November ( Read more... )

Keep that in mind tomorrow. Take time from your busy schedule and vote.

And make sure you vote early and often.

In droves they came to that kingdom by the sea. Charm City, they call it ( Read more... )

Brownian motion
Squirming microbes embrace us
What more do you want?