Man I love being forced to take the same health class 4 times. This alcohol education course isnt gonna do shit for anyone except give everyone drinking at a college party something to talk about.
amanda, alcohol education is important and useful. they'll teach you important things like don't drink on an empty stomach; dont drink a waterbottle full of aged whiskey after downing a couple shots of fake absinthe; don't drink & drive; don't drink & count; don't drink & attempt to have a normal conversation with alex; don't drink & get anywhere near tony or he will probably rape you.
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they'll teach you important things
like
don't drink on an empty stomach;
dont drink a waterbottle full of aged whiskey after downing a couple shots of fake absinthe;
don't drink & drive;
don't drink & count;
don't drink & attempt to have a normal conversation with alex;
don't drink & get anywhere near tony or he will probably rape you.
see?
useful things!
nice icon by the way
<3
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