VENGEANCE.

[psychobarfly]

One of my brother's asshat friends put a ton of fake craigslist things up for sale with my brother's name and our home phone number. Apparently, we were giving away Samsung laptops for two hundred bucks apiece, 42 inch plasma TVs for three hundred, a free microfiber couch and free brand new baby clothes. Oh, and a motorbike of some sort. RANDOM

Comments

[emeraldandazure]

man....that totally sucks. Have the calls stopped at least?

[psychobarfly]

For now, they have. :P Until the next round of practical jokes begin, which I imagine they will since this got such a rise out of my idiot brother.

[emeraldandazure]

hmm. kick 'em in the balls. :P

[psychobarfly]

If I could, I would. One of the little bastards is in the military and has some sort of martial arts belt, so I'm guessing I may be outranked. :))

[psychobarfly]

That would be like trying to milk a ninety year old woman. :)) His little punk friends are just as destitute as he is.

[pocketroxy]

What kind of lowlife friends are those? And you're right, getting these kind of things fixed are like an act of god. Good luck.
sucks rotting, roadkill raccoon testes Heehee :))

Well, hope the next bank is a better experience for you.

I didn't realize how long wrapping took. I finished mine last night. :))

[psychobarfly]

The same ones who dumped their weed in my brother's car to let him take the fall for having drugs. Twice. And who call taxis to other "friends'" houses at all hours of the day and night as a prank. >.> It's quiet right now, so maybe the twerps are bored with it and moving on to the next prank.

It feels like . . . I know there's a word for anti-progress, but hell if I can think of what it is. :)) Fluffeh said you despise your job right now, too, so maybe you can all move ouot here and we'll open a shop together. :))

hgkdvmrjgvenfdk I will just be shoving most of it into my many empty Sephora bags and handing them out. :)) :"> They even come with tissue paper, SO yes :D

[pocketroxy]

Those are friends? I wonder if he pulls any of this shit on them?

Hm, what could we sell in our little shop? Bacon stickers? We can't be the only ones who like 'em!

Bags are my new best friends :)) I have to stop buying wrapping paper *looks at multiple rolls laying around unused*

[psychobarfly]

Apparently he continues to go back to what he knows. He feels like he has to keep these friends or risk having none at all, since he's semi-crippled and figures no one would want to be around him. He doesn't understand that he's a cranky mean bastard and that's why people stay away. >.>

Bacon paraphernalia and slash stuff? :)) Oh, the possibilities. . . .

We have so much wrapping paper in the basement it isn't funny >.> I still use some occasionally when I have no choice, though :D

[pocketroxy]

BTW, that was the fricken funniest post last night with the boys. Capslock Draco indeed! I love shane and draco together, really :))

[psychobarfly]

Thanks! :D It wasn't meant to be so short, but I had to abruptly leave to go fix things when the phone calls and screaming began. -.- I had a good comment half-formed when I was called away, too, dammit. :P Fluffeh wrapped up nicely. :D

[pocketroxy]

Haha, I wouldn't have guessed all that was going on in the background :) *sigh* don't they realize that Draco's hysterics are way more important than theirs? *smites*

[psychobarfly]

Draco's hysterics aren't sensical when there is nothing but enraged bellowing right outside the door >.> *stabs*

[coffeejunkii]

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no words. seriously. >.>

[psychobarfly]

That was me last night when he was ranting and I couldn't figure out what the hell was going on. >.>