My ticket-winning legacy, part dos.

[psychobarfly]

My one claim to fame in life, they shall engrave on my headstone, was a curious affinity for winning concert tickets. Because twice = legacy, obvz.

Is it pathetic that I am nearly more excited about getting my hands on these at the little vendor cart than about seeing Carrie Underwood perform tomorrow night with the free tickets I won at work

Comments

[calanthe_fics]

Oh, don't talk to me about constipation. I haven't been able to go since yesterday, and the thought of a chemical enema in hospital while my bum's as bad as it is is not a pleasant thought.

:-/

Good luck with yours.

[psychobarfly]

Thankfully I don't actually have that issue right now (although PMS season and every fun accompanying intestinal quirk that comes with it is right around the corner). 8-X I hope you've had more luck since your reply! I cringe in horror for you every time I read one of your health-related entries, I don't know how I would cope in your shoes, especially with being back at work. <3

[calanthe_fics]

Thankfully I've only had to poo once. I couldn't sit down afterwards, though, and spent the rest of the morning kneeling in front of my computer. Nobody asked. The bastards ...

The biggest fear is loss of sphincter control. I worry about unrestrained farting, and worse yet, pooing myself. It's a real stress.

[psychobarfly]

Do they sell a sort of chair pad thing with an indention in the center, like a discreet office-setting innertube? I know they have 342574896 different pads for the back of desk chairs, but hmmmmmmm. If such a thing exists, or could be crafted somehow, that might make your working hours more comfy.

Is that likely, considering the length of time this has been going on already? Occasional issues are one thing, but if this causes lifelong problems, there has to be another option. o_O I know doctors can do reconstructive surgery for gay men who have has their sphincters ravaged by being porked too roughly at any given time---having a chatty surgical assistant as a customer is educational---so maybe a little nip/tuck could be worked out.

[chuffing]

People are always so friendly when they think you'll share a winning with them. Congrats on your win. I hope you enjoy it!

Your icon is terrifying, btw. Congrats on that, as well.

[psychobarfly]

It's hilarious, because despite going out of my way not to ingratiate myself to anyone too thoroughly at work (read: I am a class-a cunt most of the time :D) they still bother to try. HAHA no. >.>

The icon is more friendly looking than I am most days. :))

[enchanted_jae]

Can I go with you to the concert, old buddy, old pal, old friend?

Ha ha ha!

[psychobarfly]

Be glad that wasn't an option, unless you're fond of battling rude people for seats you are entitled to (in the dark!), menacing wussy ushers, and being assaulted by two hours of twangy country opening acts! >:P

I wish they allowed weapon-like items in arenas. Perhaps I should have invested in one of those large glow stick the vendors were selling in the aisles, if only to beat people with. :D

[taradiane]

SMKLE ILU!

[psychobarfly]

AND YET U R NOT ONLINE >:/ Y >:o >:o

[taradiane]

HERE NAO. =;=; TEXTED YOU EARLIER SAID I'D BE OUT. =;=;=;

[ackonrad]

What a scary icon! What is it supposed to be?

[psychobarfly]

99.9% certain that it is an extreme closeup of a cheerful little snatch. >:D