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Cat Story
You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one. You don't even have to like 'em!
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.
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Voter
YEAH - A NONPARTISAN JOKE- -AND IT IS POLITICALLY CORRECT AT THAT!!
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a ( Read more... ) -
Who is Barack Obama?
From my uncle John
> This is just scary to me…
>We checked this out on " snopes.com
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north and south
The difference between the North and the South is at last clearly explained:
The North has Bloomingdale's, the South has Dollar General.
The North has coffee houses, the South has Waffle Houses.
The North has dating services, the South has family reunions.
The North has switchblade knives; the South has Lee Press-on Nails.
The North has double last ( Read more... ) -
Joke from email....
How to have fun as a retiree ( Read more... ) -
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Associated Press ( Read more... ) -
Joke from email....
Yeah this definitely puts me in my usual Christmas spirit; At least it is written realistically ( Read more... ) -
Joke from email....
Are you Happy ( Read more... ) -
Jokes.......
I constantly get jokes from my mom who gets them from random people who she use to work with and knows. Needless to say some are funny, some are rude but the best thing about them is I didn't write them so you can't blame me.....
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