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[psychochic]

hey ho. i just came back from farmer jack. i needed to pick up shaving cream, shower gel, and garbage bags.

quite domestic, wouldn't you say?

and in other news, the current gossip around the office is that matt friedman wants to take me out to get plastered so that he can rape me and give me shingles. working at a law firm certainly does have

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[babyiwasshot]

Dude, why aren't you buying booze? Did you forget that I'm coming??

and shingles isn't an STD; anyone who's had chicken pox runs the risk of developing it.

[psychochic]

i know. he was out of work for a week because he got it. and everyone was scared of him for a few days because they had all previously had chicken pox. so they thought he wanted to get me sick. because the attorneys at my office are pussies.

[ohhsnap_]

shingles? eew.