Can you imagine a giraffe stealing a persons virginity? I mean, their legs are like 9 feet tall, and they NEVER lay down. Well not never, but you get my point. The reason theyre so dumb is because their mother gives birth standing up, and they land on their heads as soon as theyre born. What a welcome to earth. If I was an elephant I wouldnt be so happy being a mother. They carry their babies for 2 years. What a gestation persiod.