first off, i want your black nail polish, your cat, some wd40, and a lighter. Then i want to be able to fly, which you can't give me..damnit! i could surely use some ass kicking skills, but you won't die untill your nice and old and wrinkley and have a beer gut, just like everyone else, cause i said so! And i want you to admit, that buffy, is the shit. thank you, have a very lovely day.
I really am glad I get my own mother and her porno with you...Like I haven't seen that enough. I mean, Christine Machine has been around since 8th grade. I've seen enough of my friends lose "loads" of themselves for her.
But anyway...I'm glad I get your love and your penis. Wait! Why isn't your penis in the will? I told you Justin, I get the Empire State Buliding!
"I get the Empire State Building" -Eric Chabira
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I love you bro. Thanks for all the laughs. You're not allowed to leave me anytime soon or even near this young of an age ok?
Shit, knew I forgot to leave my penis to somebody. Brittany? I MEAN....umm....oops? Shit. No, wait, she doesn't get it, she gets too many already. I MEAN!!! GAH! Damn me and my insults.
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"You aren't allowed to die"~Amanda Stetson
But I'm glad I get your love, cause you get mine.
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and yes as i told you earlier when you first posted this your not allowed to die for many years
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But anyway...I'm glad I get your love and your penis. Wait! Why isn't your penis in the will? I told you Justin, I get the Empire State Buliding!
"I get the Empire State Building" -Eric Chabira
See?
I love you bro. Thanks for all the laughs. You're not allowed to leave me anytime soon or even near this young of an age ok?
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