Exorcising the madness...

[psychomancer]

So I was reading previews of both the upcoming "remake" of 'The A-Team' and Sly Stallone's next action feature 'The Expendables' and thinking about just how much crazy awesome awful they're going to be, when a thought popped into my head. "Wouldn't it be awesome, crazy awesome, crazy awesome awful if the casts of these films found themselves in

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[kylde]

In a heart beat, dragging a bus full of people behind me with my TEETH so I can make them sit in the front ten rows and watch it with me.

... Though I'd probably put Paul Bettany in the role of either the Sniper or the Spy. Just for amusement's sake. And Ryan Renolds in the Scout position. MAAAAAAT DAAAAAAMOOOOOOON's gettin' old.

[jarod_cain]

Actually I'd counter with them as the other team.
Here's how I'd cast the other team.

Antonio Banderas is THE SPY
Michael Clarke Duncan is THE HEAVY
Forrest Whittaker is THE ENGINEER
Paul Bettany is THE SNIPER
Ryan Reynolds is THE SCOUT
Chow Yun Fat is THE MEDIC
Laim Neeson is THE SOLDIER
Cheech Marin is THE DEMOMAN
and Danny Trejo is THE PYRO

I'd say that Neeson and Fat could be interchangeable in their roles, then again I chose most everyone to be foils for their counterparts rather than having resemblance to the game characters.
-J-