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[psychomonkeyz16]

So I spent Valentine's Day in my pajamas, Lysoling my bookshelves, eating chocolates and watching "Must Love Dogs".

I am a dirty martini and a twenty dollar check for my niece's birthday away from being the youngest forty-five year old divorcee in the world.

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i love this post

[apocryphilia]

you have to also chainsmoke menthol light 100s and have calendars of either a)kittens doing people things or b) hunky firemen