My Christmas wish list that will never come true.

[psychoness]

Dear Santa,
This Christmas, I would like to be a little unorthodox. For, I would not like material possesions which I usually get that suit me just fine. Instead, I would very much like the following things:

1. My Dad to accept that I do not eat meat and be somewhat supportive. At least fake it.
2. My best friend and b/f to come visit.
3. Make Stephanie not

Comments

[anonymous]

I'm sorry Danielle, I can't help you in any of those departments. The Elves in the workshop can't just bring you friends, well, they could, but they don't like your friends, your friends suck. As for being a vegetarian, your father is obviously not a pussy. The only reason that He doesn't condone your choice to be vegetarian is because being vegetarian is stupid. I hope this helps. Next time ask for material Items.
Sincerely,
Saint Nick

P.S.
Tell your vegan friends to just not bother leaving me soy milk and vegan cookies. The soy milk tastes like liposuction leftovers and the cookies taste like sawdust with ass sprinkles.

[psychoness]

The leftovers from your liposuction? You miserable excuse for a human being.

If you were to kill yourself, I seriously doubt anyone would care. Do the world a favor this holiday. End your life. <3