okay, a few things: God: You do not speak with respect. Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: I don't think you do either. God: It goes without saying. I guess not.
rofl.
YOU CALLED GOD BRO! sweet dude. lol
God: I don't want to talk about that now. Are you really a " he"? Perhaps. Awesome. What did you mean by it? Are you asking about my idea ?
god just had a conversation with himself and answered for you. rofl
ALICE is the worst robot program ever, but it's pretty hilarious...lol
God: Are you serious? That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. Are you free? Me: yes, i'm free God: Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? Me: both God: What are both like? Me: uhh..free..ing? God: Mmm. Define free. Me: single and liberated. God: What a coincidence, I am single too. Me: let's do it God: That sounds good to me.
I laughed so hard when I read this. And then Tracie and I read it outloud to our friends.
Tracie talked to God for awhile, He said he liked to read and she asked what books he liked, and he froze. Then she asked again and somehow the conversation lead to spaghetti.
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okay, a few things:
God:
You do not speak with respect. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
I don't think you do either.
God:
It goes without saying. I guess not.
rofl.
YOU CALLED GOD BRO! sweet dude. lol
God:
I don't want to talk about that now. Are you really a " he"? Perhaps. Awesome. What did you mean by it? Are you asking about my idea ?
god just had a conversation with himself and answered for you. rofl
ALICE is the worst robot program ever, but it's pretty hilarious...lol
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Are you serious? That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. Are you free?
Me:
yes, i'm free
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
both
God:
What are both like?
Me:
uhh..free..ing?
God:
Mmm. Define free.
Me:
single and liberated.
God:
What a coincidence, I am single too.
Me:
let's do it
God:
That sounds good to me.
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Tracie talked to God for awhile, He said he liked to read and she asked what books he liked, and he froze. Then she asked again and somehow the conversation lead to spaghetti.
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