For your entertainment
LotusMaster13 (1:06:44 AM): Sup yo
JadesSNGoesHere (1:06:53 AM): Soup you
LotusMaster13 (1:07:05 AM): i c wut u did thar
JadesSNGoesHere (1:07:17 AM): emphasis on the 'u'
JadesSNGoesHere (1:07:23 AM): well, and the 'o'
LotusMaster13 (1:07:25 AM): Extra vowels?
LotusMaster13 (1:07:31 AM): Emphasis on the emphasis?
JadesSNGoesHere (1:07:32 AM): Extra bowels.
LotusMaster13 (1:07:45 AM): Yes, 37 feet of extra soup bowels
LotusMaster13 (1:07:50 AM): or bowls
JadesSNGoesHere (1:07:55 AM): magically delicious~
LotusMaster13 (1:08:00 AM): But, I just had ramen
JadesSNGoesHere (1:08:17 AM): so now you have soupy bowels from your bowl of ramen soup
LotusMaster13 (1:08:37 AM): ...
LotusMaster13 (1:08:42 AM): lolbeavers
JadesSNGoesHere (1:08:50 AM): lolbearwears
LotusMaster13 (1:09:02 AM): Like.....B-Shirts?
JadesSNGoesHere (1:09:31 AM): LIke 8-shirts
LotusMaster13 (1:14:39 AM): How would that work?
JadesSNGoesHere (1:15:01 AM): Something like 7-shirts, but not really like 9-shirts
LotusMaster13 (1:15:37 AM): What size shirts do you think the bears could wear?
LotusMaster13 (1:15:52 AM): I don't think 7's, 8's, or 9's are gonna do it
JadesSNGoesHere (1:16:01 AM): maybe a size 789?
LotusMaster13 (1:16:13 AM): Sounds 789-ey
JadesSNGoesHere (1:16:18 AM): black bears always look smaller, but that's just because they're a slimming color
LotusMaster13 (1:16:57 AM): Sometimes they can hide behind beanstalks
LotusMaster13 (1:17:07 AM): Maybe we should get them white shirts
LotusMaster13 (1:17:13 AM): So they don't look so thin
LotusMaster13 (1:17:31 AM): Would save us all from a ninjablackbearpocalypse
JadesSNGoesHere (1:19:42 AM): it would
JadesSNGoesHere (1:19:49 AM): but what if they hide behind bearstalks?
LotusMaster13 (1:20:36 AM): They could feed themselves with the bears of corn O_O We'd never find them!
JadesSNGoesHere (1:21:52 AM): then they'd just multiply..!
JadesSNGoesHere (1:21:55 AM): and divide!
JadesSNGoesHere (1:22:01 AM): and do complicated algorithms!
LotusMaster13 (1:22:26 AM): OH NOEWS!!
LotusMaster13 (1:23:18 AM): It'd be like a virus, just....bears!!
JadesSNGoesHere (1:24:10 AM): bearococcus?
JadesSNGoesHere (1:24:20 AM): staphylobearus?
JadesSNGoesHere (1:24:47 AM): escherichia beari?
LotusMaster13 (1:24:49 AM): Auto Immune Bear Syndrome??? AIBS???
JadesSNGoesHere (1:24:53 AM): AIBS~
JadesSNGoesHere (1:25:12 AM): Sudden Infant Bear Syndrome? SIBS???
JadesSNGoesHere (1:25:32 AM): blows your mind, I know
JadesSNGoesHere (1:25:36 AM): (bears your mind?)
LotusMaster13 (1:25:37 AM): Like
LotusMaster13 (1:25:39 AM): YES
LotusMaster13 (1:25:58 AM): OMG
LotusMaster13 (1:26:07 AM): WHAT WILL WE DO ABOUT BEAR POX??
JadesSNGoesHere (1:26:53 AM): Bear injections, duh
JadesSNGoesHere (1:26:56 AM): build up your bear immunity
JadesSNGoesHere (1:27:09 AM): so that your body can ... bear ... the illness
LotusMaster13 (1:27:42 AM): Yes
LotusMaster13 (1:28:41 AM): If we inject bear cells, a.k.a Micro-Bears, into the bloodstream, we should be able to effectively prevent catastrophe!
JadesSNGoesHere (1:29:29 AM): Ah, but what about gummy bears?
LotusMaster13 (1:29:35 AM): NO
LotusMaster13 (1:29:38 AM): MY WEAKNESS
LotusMaster13 (1:29:41 AM): ....
JadesSNGoesHere (1:29:48 AM): T-they've been plotting all along...!
LotusMaster13 (1:30:08 AM): This....this is impossible!!!
JadesSNGoesHere (1:30:17 AM): It's unbearable!
JadesSNGoesHere (1:30:47 AM): All right, I think I need to go shoot myself in the face
JadesSNGoesHere (1:30:48 AM): by which I mean go tobed
LotusMaster13 (1:30:51 AM): XD