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[psychoticracer]

This is intolerable.

[Crunch, snap. It sounds like perhaps Erol is ripping into tree bark. In actuality, he's casually dismembering a lobster, because they're the only things he can hurt.]

I think I would rather be onboard. Life support be damned.

[Seriously. He's not been able to race since you people let Jennifer out, and now he can't even

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[defiant_rage]

You cannot fight on this island. Which makes me wish to hurt something even more.

[psychoticracer]

Entirely too true.

... Have you tried going after one of those "lobsters?" They're feisty.

[defiant_rage]

[A grunt.]

No, what are they?

[psychoticracer]

Some sort of invertebrate. Like a Lurker crab.

[CRUNCH.]

Those claws could break a finger if they got ahold of you. And they don't die easily.

[Erol has ... a pile of lobster carcasses. wtf.]

[shadesofeco]

Well if we're damning life support, I'd rather see you on board too.

[psychoticracer]

Only if you come with me, boy~

[shadesofeco]

No thanks. I'll watch from here.

[psychoticracer]

You always were such a spoilsport.

[He's going to go to the brothel and find a little green-haired elf boy. B3 ]

[brynkitten]

...

You'd rather be dead on board the ship than on the first piece of land we've seen in over a year? Seriously?

[psychoticracer]

[Bryn, you don't understand how he works at all, do you ♥]

At least it would be interesting.

You can't fight anyone here ... and there aren't any vehicles.

[brynkitten]

[Of course she doesn't. ♥ Not really. It's probably good that it remains that way for a while, really.]

Well, there are lobster rides?

[Okay she doesn't seriously think he wants to ride a lobster but it's the closest he'll find to a vehicle.]

Besides, who would you even fight if you could?

[psychoticracer]

[Erol just needs someone who understaaaaands him]

Please. How fast could those overgrown 'roaches go.

I'll have you know there are plenty of good fighters about. But it's a moot point if your fist doesn't connect.

[Yes, because he would totally not be going after someone defenseless.]

[oblique_wisdom]

Someone sounds angry.

[psychoticracer]

Do they? Then they have good company.

[oblique_wisdom]

Why don't you go take a look around? It's not that bad.

[psychoticracer]

I have and it is.

It's. Boring.

[Being bored is literally the worst fate Erol could suffer.

Yeah, he never really grew up.]

I HATE not having anything to do.

[lilyground]

You don't like it here?

[psychoticracer]

No.

You can't fight anyone here.

[lilyground]

You can't? You can't even spar?

[THAT'S RIDICULOUS]

[psychoticracer]

Try it.

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