No one ever caught me, no one even came close, you can't catch a murderer who doesn't leave evidence. Who would suspect the quiet gardener, who sells what he grows at a roadside stand anyway ( Read more... )

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"The Republican National Commitee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The commitee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you ( Read more... )

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Recently my friend AJ, yes the AJ from ACP if you youve heard of him. Anyway, he had this thing saying that if you posted he would give you his honest opinion of you and your association with him (AJ), this is what he said about me.

"Noel, my hippie friend, your one of the few people who I miss from home. You were one of the reasons I looked ( Read more... )

Heres an explanation of any unusual behavior in the past week, at least that I was involved in ( Read more... )

Today she e-mailed me, saying I should call her unless I never want to talk to her again ( Read more... )

I went to Cobleskill this weekend, I will not be returning there.
I dont even want to put everything into words, it all just left me tired and miserable.

The other night I was watching the midnight showing of "Fast times at Ridgemont High" on TBS (Superstation) and as I was watching I decided I would most likely get along with Jeff Spicoli quite well.

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