Star Trek or How J. J. Abrams Learned To Love The Lens Flare.

May 09, 2009 23:25

The gathering I set up to watch Star Trek on IMAX was an awesome success. For one, everyone got there before the movie actually started, ha ha.

My not-so-spoilery thoughts on the Star Trek movie in bullet points:

Before the movie started I was like:

- Oh God, this so called "Star Trek" is trying to be so mainstream and "cool".

And then the movie started and I was like:

- MOST EMOTIONAL OPENING EVER.

- Spock is such an asshole. I love it.

- Technobabble? There's no technobabble here.

- Oh snap! It's the Kobayashi Maru.

- God, the lens flares....

- Sulu, you fail.

- I can't believe they did that!

- I can't believe they did THAT!

- Most epic red shirt death ever.

- Sulu: Fuck Yeah!

- Cloverfield cameo in 3, 2, 1....

- So many lens flares that lens flares had their own lens flares.

- Winona Ryder? Really?!

- Industrial Light and Magic worked on Star Trek?! HERESY.

- Star Trek get rebooted, yet Star Trek Enterprise is still canon....
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