Scene by scene reactions to Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. *SPOILERS*
-And the opening shot starts off with humans. Not a good sign.
-N.E.S.T.? No, no, that won't do. I know they're really called G.I.Joe.
-Fight scenes from the trailer, aw yeah!
-Idiot racist stereotype twin Autobots? *facepalm*
-Soundwave sounds like Soundwave!
-Ravage!
-Nanotech FTW!
-Rise, Lord Vader. Soon our revenge against the Jedi shall be complete. Wait, what?
-Back to humans. ZZzzz...
-More humans.
-MORE humans
-MORE ANNOYING HUMANS.
-God! Does EVERY human have to be comic relief?
-Ultimate Terminatrix!
-Giant robot fight! Fuck yeah!
-I can't tell who's fighting who.
-Shaky cam FTL
-Where the hell are the other Autobots?
-Oh fuck!
-OH FUCK!
-Human love scenes. Time to zone out.
-Jetfire. Is. Awesome.
-The Matrix of Leadership! Cue up "The Touch"!
-It's like Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade! Except everyone is Adrian Brody and it sucks!
-DEVASTATOR! DEVASTATOR! DEVASTATOR! DEVASTATOR! DEVASTATOR! DEVASTATOR!
-Ok, Devastator JUST transformed and we're back to the humans. WHAT THE COCKBLOCKING HELL IS THIS FAGGOTRY.
-Why need Autobots when humans G.I.Joe kicks Decepticon ass so handily already?
-Actually, the Autobots don't seem to be fighting much.
-Oh God, they're gonna toss a bomb.
-It's gonna be a big bomb.
-CARPET BOMBING! YES!
-It's Ultra Magnus time!
-And... why are all those pillars covering up the action?
-Fist of the North Star!
-Wow, that was a pretty quick final fight...
-A cowardly Starscream? Fuck yeah.
-No ending credits sequel hints? Fuck...
-And despite all the shit, I wanna watch it again.
-N.E.S.T.? No, no, that won't do. I know they're really called G.I.Joe.
-Fight scenes from the trailer, aw yeah!
-Idiot racist stereotype twin Autobots? *facepalm*
-Soundwave sounds like Soundwave!
-Ravage!
-Nanotech FTW!
-Rise, Lord Vader. Soon our revenge against the Jedi shall be complete. Wait, what?
-Back to humans. ZZzzz...
-More humans.
-MORE humans
-MORE ANNOYING HUMANS.
-God! Does EVERY human have to be comic relief?
-Ultimate Terminatrix!
-Giant robot fight! Fuck yeah!
-I can't tell who's fighting who.
-Shaky cam FTL
-Where the hell are the other Autobots?
-Oh fuck!
-OH FUCK!
-Human love scenes. Time to zone out.
-Jetfire. Is. Awesome.
-The Matrix of Leadership! Cue up "The Touch"!
-It's like Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade! Except everyone is Adrian Brody and it sucks!
-DEVASTATOR! DEVASTATOR! DEVASTATOR! DEVASTATOR! DEVASTATOR! DEVASTATOR!
-Ok, Devastator JUST transformed and we're back to the humans. WHAT THE COCKBLOCKING HELL IS THIS FAGGOTRY.
-Why need Autobots when humans G.I.Joe kicks Decepticon ass so handily already?
-Actually, the Autobots don't seem to be fighting much.
-Oh God, they're gonna toss a bomb.
-It's gonna be a big bomb.
-CARPET BOMBING! YES!
-It's Ultra Magnus time!
-And... why are all those pillars covering up the action?
-Fist of the North Star!
-Wow, that was a pretty quick final fight...
-A cowardly Starscream? Fuck yeah.
-No ending credits sequel hints? Fuck...
-And despite all the shit, I wanna watch it again.