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This is from my early morning radio show on Anarchy Online. I decided to get them to play questions only.... it didn't seem to want to stop.
Synchestra: All I can think of is "questions only"
Lusthorne: are you sure that's what you want to do?
Synchestra: What am I sure off?
Lusthorne: well you wanted to do a questions only game didnt you?
Synchestra: Did you want to join in?
Lusthorne: are you asking me officially?
Synchestra: Do you think I am?
Lusthorne: have you given me any indication that you werent?
Synchestra: Did you hit your head on the way up?
Lusthorne: as opposed to hitting it on the way down?
Synchestra: What do you think I mean?
Lusthorne: was I supposed to draw a sensible interpretation from the statement?
Synchestra: Can anyone really perform such a task?
Lusthorne: with or without music to jam out to?
Synchestra: Which would you prefer?
Lusthorne: have I shown an inclination to either extreme?
Synchestra: Do I look stupid to you?
Lusthorne: is this a rhetorical question?
Synchestra: Is the pope catholic?
Lusthorne: does a bear crap in the woods?
Synchestra: Why don't you ask him?
Lusthorne: so he can try to wipe his bottom with me?
Synchestra: Won't he just use leaves?
Lusthorne: are leaves still available in the proper abundance?
Xionas: and would he have the co-ordination to do so?
Xionas: 7-9?
Synchestra: Do bears have thumbs?
Lusthorne: does a bear really need a thumb?
Synchestra: Do you need thumbs?
Xionas: would they be better off with one?
Lusthorne: wouldn't I be in a bad situation without thumbs?
Synchestra: Do they think he might want to eat them?
Lusthorne: wouldnt it be like a world without devin townsend if he ate them?
Synchestra: Do you think I can be revived after such a heart attack?
Xionas: I don't know, how strong is your heart?
Lusthorne: are you sure we want to revive you after such an event?
Synchestra: Will Devin be back?
Lusthorne: does it matter?
Synchestra: Don't you think my feelings have been scarred enough?
Lusthorne: would you believe he strangles kattans in his spare time?
Synchestra: Why would he do such a cruel thing?
Lusthorne: why WOULDN'T he do such a cruel thing?
Xionas: why Kattans?
Lusthorne: as opposed to puppies?
Xionas: Does he have more available to him?
Synchestra: Do you think he does?
Lusthorne: doesn't it make more sense regardless to go for kattans given the target audience?
Xionas: Does it matter what i thLusthorne: if I care what you think do I get pie?
Synchestra: Don't you think heavy metal would be a better topic for said audeince?
Lusthorne: isnt devin townsend strangling kattans metal-related?
Xionas: What kind of pie would you prefer?
Lusthorne: am I only allowed one kind of pie?
Synchestra: Should we really restrict ourselves to one pie?
Xionas: you would prefer a pie with several fillings?
Lusthorne: isnt the only thing better than one pie, many pies?
Xionas: i don't know, i haven't found anything better, have you?
Lusthorne: have you tried ice cream cake?
Xionas: Is it nice?
Lusthorne: would you believe some people say it's the greatest thing they have ever tried?
Xionas: Is that not the most isane thing you have ever heard?
Lusthorne: isnt insanity a term applied to things people are unable to fathom for themselves, thus requiring a label to explain the thing?
Xionas: It has several meaniLusthorne: could it be that perhaps we the majority are truly the insane, while the minority is enjoying the normalcy we seek?
Xionas: perhaps, but can we prove such a thing?
Lusthorne: do we really need proof when the gamekeeper has given up?
Synchestra: What do you think?
Xionas: Should we not ask her?
Synchestra: Don't you think she can hear you?
Xionas: even if she can, will she reply?
Lusthorne: do I really need to acknowledge the out of character statement while I still lack a monetarial prize designating the official end of the game?
Lusthorne: how do I know it isnt a dirty trick?
Xionas: Is there any way to know?
Lusthorne: did you know the trick to winning the question game is to keep your questions fairly ambiguous?
Xionas: Is that so?
Lusthorne: and did you also know that one of my cats "dances" every time I play iron butterfly's In-a-gadda-da-vida around her?
Xionas: i did not know that, why would I?
Lusthorne: aren't you psychic?
Xionas: I don't believe so. But why would you ask me such a question?
Lusthorne: doesnt the presence of a period in your previous statement designate 2 sentences, signifying a nonquestioning statement?
Xionas: Perhaps it was meant to be a "," ?
Lusthorne: then why would you utilize proper grammer and capitalization in accordance with the rules of periods in statements?
Xionas: I don't know, could it be becuase it is morning and i am still a little sleepy perhaps?
Lusthorne: is that really an excuse for such a slip?
Xionas: IF it does not qualify for an excuse i presume that would mean that you have won?
Synchestra: Do you think we may have taken this too far?
Lusthorne: but would not my declaration of victory in a nonquestion form be thusly defeat seeing as tropik is still in the game?
Synchestra: DO you think Lust deserves 4 million credits?
Lusthorne: are you sure you want to ask my obviously biased opinion on the matter?
Xionas: I would prefer to win it myself, am i just being selfish?
Synchestra: Does it matter?
Lusthorne: do I get the feeling you wont want me to play the questions only game in future occurences when im around?
Synchestra: Do you think that's likely?
Lusthorne: am I driving you crazy with my unyielding adherence to the question format?
Synchestra: Lust, trade me for creds ;)
Pencilneck: Oh the game is still going on?
Synchestra laughs
Synchestra: No more questions!
Xionas: does it not look that way to you Pencilneck?
Pencilneck: Whats so funny?
Synchestra: What do you think?
Pencilneck: Could it look any other way?
Lusthorne: would you believe that questions-only is much easier when typed as opposed to spoken?
Puertrix: have all tha ARKs left us?
Xionas: Does it make a difference if i believe it or not?
Pencilneck: Can you elaborate on that?
Jugsmalone shouts: good morning Rubika
Lusthorne: don't the arks have the intention of returning later in the day to continue the weekend-long party?
Pencilneck: Does anyone really know what arks think?
Lusthorne: do you not have faith in the longevity of the arks?
Xionas: Surely if they have loads of petitions to answer they get priority?
Synchestra: Can you believe we're still playing this questions only game?
Pencilneck: Where does Psycho find these songs?
Jugsmalone the ARks are really party animals they will make a long and very welcome appearence for sure
Gimpeline: Have you sendt any
Puertrix: are you playing a game?
Lusthorne: could you believe that this is the best thing since sliced bread?
Pencilneck: THIS is a GAME?
Xionas: do you not find it fun?
Lusthorne: although i'm forced to wonder, what was the best thing before sliced bread?
Puertrix: why u wanastop now?
Xionas: is it possible that none of us will accept defeat?
Lusthorne: do you think we'll eventually fill up tropik's drive with all the questions?
Pencilneck: Where is Psychtrpic?
Synchestra: <--- here?
Puertrix: wat do you mean, defeat?
Lusthorne: can't you see her in disguise as Synchestra?
Xionas: surely that depends on the size of her hard drive and how much longer we carry on?
Lusthorne: doesnt she need drive space for things like AO?
Xionas: i would imagine she also needs it for songs as well does she not?
Lusthorne: couldn't she just use a bunch of music cds?
Puertrix: dont u just lov GSP Neutral FTW ?
Pencilneck: Perhaps she has seperate computer to stream on?
Xionas: would that not take ages to change songs though?
Lusthorne: with enough alcohol, would it matter?
Xionas: surely that would only make the matter worse?
Lusthorne: does your computer have a drinking habit psykotropik?
Xionas: gah i don't think i can keep this up much longer.....or can i?
Lusthorne: do you really want to find out?
Pencilneck: Isn't this fun?
Xionas: if i never found out, would i not be stuck doing this forever?
Lusthorne: did you know I am equipped with a large supply of stimulant-laden beverages such as coffee?
Pencilneck: Since there are no stupid questions does that make this a discussion for higher minds?
Synchestra: All I can think of is "questions only"
Lusthorne: are you sure that's what you want to do?
Synchestra: What am I sure off?
Lusthorne: well you wanted to do a questions only game didnt you?
Synchestra: Did you want to join in?
Lusthorne: are you asking me officially?
Synchestra: Do you think I am?
Lusthorne: have you given me any indication that you werent?
Synchestra: Did you hit your head on the way up?
Lusthorne: as opposed to hitting it on the way down?
Synchestra: What do you think I mean?
Lusthorne: was I supposed to draw a sensible interpretation from the statement?
Synchestra: Can anyone really perform such a task?
Lusthorne: with or without music to jam out to?
Synchestra: Which would you prefer?
Lusthorne: have I shown an inclination to either extreme?
Synchestra: Do I look stupid to you?
Lusthorne: is this a rhetorical question?
Synchestra: Is the pope catholic?
Lusthorne: does a bear crap in the woods?
Synchestra: Why don't you ask him?
Lusthorne: so he can try to wipe his bottom with me?
Synchestra: Won't he just use leaves?
Lusthorne: are leaves still available in the proper abundance?
Xionas: and would he have the co-ordination to do so?
Xionas: 7-9?
Synchestra: Do bears have thumbs?
Lusthorne: does a bear really need a thumb?
Synchestra: Do you need thumbs?
Xionas: would they be better off with one?
Lusthorne: wouldn't I be in a bad situation without thumbs?
Synchestra: Do they think he might want to eat them?
Lusthorne: wouldnt it be like a world without devin townsend if he ate them?
Synchestra: Do you think I can be revived after such a heart attack?
Xionas: I don't know, how strong is your heart?
Lusthorne: are you sure we want to revive you after such an event?
Synchestra: Will Devin be back?
Lusthorne: does it matter?
Synchestra: Don't you think my feelings have been scarred enough?
Lusthorne: would you believe he strangles kattans in his spare time?
Synchestra: Why would he do such a cruel thing?
Lusthorne: why WOULDN'T he do such a cruel thing?
Xionas: why Kattans?
Lusthorne: as opposed to puppies?
Xionas: Does he have more available to him?
Synchestra: Do you think he does?
Lusthorne: doesn't it make more sense regardless to go for kattans given the target audience?
Xionas: Does it matter what i thLusthorne: if I care what you think do I get pie?
Synchestra: Don't you think heavy metal would be a better topic for said audeince?
Lusthorne: isnt devin townsend strangling kattans metal-related?
Xionas: What kind of pie would you prefer?
Lusthorne: am I only allowed one kind of pie?
Synchestra: Should we really restrict ourselves to one pie?
Xionas: you would prefer a pie with several fillings?
Lusthorne: isnt the only thing better than one pie, many pies?
Xionas: i don't know, i haven't found anything better, have you?
Lusthorne: have you tried ice cream cake?
Xionas: Is it nice?
Lusthorne: would you believe some people say it's the greatest thing they have ever tried?
Xionas: Is that not the most isane thing you have ever heard?
Lusthorne: isnt insanity a term applied to things people are unable to fathom for themselves, thus requiring a label to explain the thing?
Xionas: It has several meaniLusthorne: could it be that perhaps we the majority are truly the insane, while the minority is enjoying the normalcy we seek?
Xionas: perhaps, but can we prove such a thing?
Lusthorne: do we really need proof when the gamekeeper has given up?
Synchestra: What do you think?
Xionas: Should we not ask her?
Synchestra: Don't you think she can hear you?
Xionas: even if she can, will she reply?
Lusthorne: do I really need to acknowledge the out of character statement while I still lack a monetarial prize designating the official end of the game?
Lusthorne: how do I know it isnt a dirty trick?
Xionas: Is there any way to know?
Lusthorne: did you know the trick to winning the question game is to keep your questions fairly ambiguous?
Xionas: Is that so?
Lusthorne: and did you also know that one of my cats "dances" every time I play iron butterfly's In-a-gadda-da-vida around her?
Xionas: i did not know that, why would I?
Lusthorne: aren't you psychic?
Xionas: I don't believe so. But why would you ask me such a question?
Lusthorne: doesnt the presence of a period in your previous statement designate 2 sentences, signifying a nonquestioning statement?
Xionas: Perhaps it was meant to be a "," ?
Lusthorne: then why would you utilize proper grammer and capitalization in accordance with the rules of periods in statements?
Xionas: I don't know, could it be becuase it is morning and i am still a little sleepy perhaps?
Lusthorne: is that really an excuse for such a slip?
Xionas: IF it does not qualify for an excuse i presume that would mean that you have won?
Synchestra: Do you think we may have taken this too far?
Lusthorne: but would not my declaration of victory in a nonquestion form be thusly defeat seeing as tropik is still in the game?
Synchestra: DO you think Lust deserves 4 million credits?
Lusthorne: are you sure you want to ask my obviously biased opinion on the matter?
Xionas: I would prefer to win it myself, am i just being selfish?
Synchestra: Does it matter?
Lusthorne: do I get the feeling you wont want me to play the questions only game in future occurences when im around?
Synchestra: Do you think that's likely?
Lusthorne: am I driving you crazy with my unyielding adherence to the question format?
Synchestra: Lust, trade me for creds ;)
Pencilneck: Oh the game is still going on?
Synchestra laughs
Synchestra: No more questions!
Xionas: does it not look that way to you Pencilneck?
Pencilneck: Whats so funny?
Synchestra: What do you think?
Pencilneck: Could it look any other way?
Lusthorne: would you believe that questions-only is much easier when typed as opposed to spoken?
Puertrix: have all tha ARKs left us?
Xionas: Does it make a difference if i believe it or not?
Pencilneck: Can you elaborate on that?
Jugsmalone shouts: good morning Rubika
Lusthorne: don't the arks have the intention of returning later in the day to continue the weekend-long party?
Pencilneck: Does anyone really know what arks think?
Lusthorne: do you not have faith in the longevity of the arks?
Xionas: Surely if they have loads of petitions to answer they get priority?
Synchestra: Can you believe we're still playing this questions only game?
Pencilneck: Where does Psycho find these songs?
Jugsmalone the ARks are really party animals they will make a long and very welcome appearence for sure
Gimpeline: Have you sendt any
Puertrix: are you playing a game?
Lusthorne: could you believe that this is the best thing since sliced bread?
Pencilneck: THIS is a GAME?
Xionas: do you not find it fun?
Lusthorne: although i'm forced to wonder, what was the best thing before sliced bread?
Puertrix: why u wanastop now?
Xionas: is it possible that none of us will accept defeat?
Lusthorne: do you think we'll eventually fill up tropik's drive with all the questions?
Pencilneck: Where is Psychtrpic?
Synchestra: <--- here?
Puertrix: wat do you mean, defeat?
Lusthorne: can't you see her in disguise as Synchestra?
Xionas: surely that depends on the size of her hard drive and how much longer we carry on?
Lusthorne: doesnt she need drive space for things like AO?
Xionas: i would imagine she also needs it for songs as well does she not?
Lusthorne: couldn't she just use a bunch of music cds?
Puertrix: dont u just lov GSP Neutral FTW ?
Pencilneck: Perhaps she has seperate computer to stream on?
Xionas: would that not take ages to change songs though?
Lusthorne: with enough alcohol, would it matter?
Xionas: surely that would only make the matter worse?
Lusthorne: does your computer have a drinking habit psykotropik?
Xionas: gah i don't think i can keep this up much longer.....or can i?
Lusthorne: do you really want to find out?
Pencilneck: Isn't this fun?
Xionas: if i never found out, would i not be stuck doing this forever?
Lusthorne: did you know I am equipped with a large supply of stimulant-laden beverages such as coffee?
Pencilneck: Since there are no stupid questions does that make this a discussion for higher minds?