on the cheek.
on the lips.
on their hands or fingers.
of the same sex.
of the opposite sex.
younger than me.
older than me.
with jet black hair.
with curly hair.
with blonde hair & blue eyes.
with red hair.
with straight hair.
smaller/shorter than me.
bigger/taller
with a lip ring.
who was drunk.
who was high.
who I had just met.
who was homosexual.
who ( Read more... )

6 steaks and 1 and half litre's of teriyaki... and 3/4 of a micky of canadian club... mixed in with with 24 eggs.. 1 and a half kg of noodles (and that is when they are dry)... 12 carrets.. 2 or 3 onions... 4 cobs of corn... couple bushals of green onions... and hope to fit it all into 20 sandwiche containers :S lol

so one day blitzen and donner ask santa... why the fuck do you love dasher and dancer so much.. all they do is laz' around.. make coffee.. and talk... while we run around bustin our butts.. doin everything for you... without us you could never survive... so santa without missing a breathe says... cause they are my starbucks....

I HATE CATS!

Pats pussy is WAY nicer than aprils

Put an x in front of the ones that you've have done ( Read more... )

who knows... who will say?

fuck this... the end

as of lately.. been thinkin fair amount.. but tonight... thinkin about girls... sex and babies... moreso cause a friend of mine just had a lil boy named caleb morgan-johnson.... cute lil thing... but i guess she is the first person i know that has a had a kid from messin around... like i know sex causes babys... but this is the first one that it ( Read more... )

ok.. so it is 430 in the morning... had like 5 hours sleep last night... and goin to whistler in an hour and a hlaf to snowboard... so i tried to get to bed round 12 ish tonight... but after a longer then expected talk on msn.. i get to bed round 1.. at 230 my buddies calles me up and tells me his girl of almost 2 years dumped him.. so i head out ( Read more... )

ok.. so i came straight home last night like a good lil boy after family guy... did a lil bit of shit.. and went to bed right... then why is it.. i only got 2 and a half hours sleep and i feel like utter shit.. and my stomach hurts... eyes are tender.. my head hurts... and i want to puke.... ok just to clearify something.. i didn't drink.. so i am ( Read more... )